Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML
Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
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itsme88 0
As my mom would say..."it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...or acts like a dumbass." FHL, no sympathy for you.
jbells26 0
That seems more like an FML for HER, not you.
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Comments (74)
thrill2000 0
that made my day
JustSoLost 8
Not until you get hit by one too. OP next time think twice before throwing anything.
Spluh 0
You can't play football in a pool you retard. Footbal requires you to be able to kick the ball freely, which you can't do in a pool.
myfriend_youfail 3
American catch football, retard. You just throw a football back and forth in the pool. You don't have to use your feet.
quarty165 0
and how exactly is throwing a ball indoors any less retarded? Almost as dumb as naming a game where you use your feet once "football" - particularly when a much more popular sport by that name already exists.
solipsistic 0
Herp derp somebody say football??? Throw a shit fit!!
cowgod 0
run. or swim. whichever is faster. and the reason its called football is because america likes to be different
woofis 0
regardless, he means the catching game.
ninjacapo 2
wow u people are lame. ur non american "football" (soccer) sucks. any game with no physical contact that usualy ends in a 1 to 1 tie is lame in my books. also op was in a pool so of corse they threw it inside what do u expect. to op: i hope u didnt get sued.
mexicutioner123 0
"today some rotten old whippersnapper was playing football and was going to throw it to his weirdo coworker and he slipped like a retard and threw it in my face and broke my nose. I'm sueing. FML PS: op YDI
Dawminator 16
I don't see how this is his fault. Accidents happens and it wasn't on purpose. OP, just make sure that you did apologize
derschadenfreude 5
that sucks, op. oh my, it appears as though I'm only second this time. I'll just have to try harder on the next fml. well done, thrill2000
mlauren 0
third
mlauren 0
yessss! i am third! no one else can be third!
itsme88 0
LOL
ninjacapo 2
and fourth. congrats go throw urself a party, get drunk, and do something that will be put up here later. then go *** urself
Samir30Days 0
wow, you're third! congratulations! do you want a cookie?
junitatheangel 0
I wasn't third... but can I have a cookie?
2npac 0
the fml is u getting fired right?
jbells26 0
That seems more like an FML for HER, not you.
KumoFF7 3
In other words, "FHL".
XanderScythe 11
I used to enjoy sitting by the pool like you do, but then I took a football to the nose.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Wow! What a jerk you are!
mtpm 0
its not like he did it on purpose give him a break, I'm sure he feels bad already
esamolwan 18
He meant to hurt that co worker too
allmidnighteyes 11
YAHHH BRAH ED HARDY YAHHH
itsme88 0
As my mom would say..."it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...or acts like a dumbass." FHL, no sympathy for you.
humorizer 14
OMG, it's Ike!