Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
Today, we had an office party. I got extremely drunk and invited my younger coworker into the bathroom to make out repeatedly. Not only did he reject me multiple times, but he also looked super traumatised and hasn’t said a word to me since. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML
Today, my work had an employee party at the park and I drank a little too much vodka. Towards the end of the party, I found myself making out with a tree in front of all my co-workers. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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djb23 0
old women need love too!
farmgirl 3
well, are you a paid intern? because now might be your chance
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djb23 0
old women need love too!
yanni222 0
Maybe shes had extensive plastic surgury and is really sexy
caramelize 0
Doesn't matter. The OP shouldn't have drank so much in the first place. YDI, idiot.
KumoFF7 3
LMAO YDI for being a drunk idiot. ish not my usual trolling, its the truth D:
monicamischief 0
because i'm sure you have never, ever accidently drank too much. that doesn't make him an idiot, that makes him human
KumoFF7 3
yes because im a teenager, and i'm straight edge. So i have never drank too much.
mopho 0
drinking too much is one thing. drinking too much when your boss is around is another.
persiancutie 0
hahaha i moderated this YDI for drinking too much and maybe deep deep deep very deep you had feelings for her and thats why you made out with her XD who knows? maybe tomorrow you'll get a raise hahhahahaha! who am i kidding FAIL,FYL!
CopperTop47 0
CHA CHING! you now can not be fired, or you can sue the company for sexual harassment... congrats, you have just made yourself a liability!
FarSide 23
Besides giving her a ride on the road to Hell, I am sure her self esteem skyrocketed. Similarly, your self esteem probably hit an all-time low... I would be embarrassed to admit this episode to my closest friend.
kingston52 0
MILF
monicamischief 0
@ 46 so you are running your mouth off about something YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE ON? yeah, that makes so much ******* sense. you can't call someone an idiot for drinking too much when you have never ******* drank. have fun with that boring straight edge'd life of yours
LOLPWNTHAHA 0
GILF*
jonny2x4 0
Straightedge, my ass! If you were really straightedge you wouldn't drink at all!
FarSide 23
@17: You mean like Nancy Pelosi (plus Botox)?
kyle4321 0
oh im sorry since when were teenagers legally allowed to drink at all?
Apocalyptus 0
Since always if you're not in America, which a large percentage of the world's population isn't.
TrolltheLand 0
YDI for buying the hannah montana movie
iiNsTinK 0
"we all do dumb shit when we are ****** up"
sarahalyssa_fml 0
No, no, and no. You see why people have ABSOLUTELY NO respect to drinkers? It is a horrible habbit, and many European countries stop it, so can the other side of the world too?!?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
No european country stops it. try muslim.
Evilpishi 18
Cougars are hot!
minesbiggerr 25
Chocolate chunk you mean Islam? Please know about what you are talking about next time you comment
Crash92 0
Maybe you should try to get laid by somebody your own age, or are you just that repulsive?
jonny2x4 0
He wasn't getting laid. He was just making out.
hawkloverr 0
I'm that repulsive
nomnomsean 0
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH HAH AHHAH AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHaha
JohnnyS52 4
I mean if u can read it clearly says making out not getting laid
PumpkinTarte 0
You should stop drinking so much, then..
farmgirl 3
well, are you a paid intern? because now might be your chance
djb23 0
haha shit! i like how you think
spoo 24
Bingo, you are bullet proof... sorta
DameGreyWulf 1
Now that's definitely YDI lol Still funny as hell...
bensitu 1
You know how they say don't drink and drive...don't drink and bone.
Hallelujahrip 2
Nice Knocked Up reference.
fmelanieslife 0
Dude, why are you getting hammered with your boss?
GeeKYprincess121 0
I'm in luv wiff my grandmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Conkers 0
To top it off, the chances are she can't get pregnant, so there's no chance of her husband, if she has one, finding out. To put it bluntly, I think she may think you want 2nds.
mopho 0
Not only is she probably infertile, but if she wears dentures, she can take them out to give him a toothless BJ! :D
jonny2x4 0
Granted, she may not get preggo, but you can still catch crotch crickets or worse. Besides, you' ll probably need quite a bit of KY to ease on in.
Marcella1016 32
I just threw up in my mouth.
Conkers 0
That'd be more like blackmail to be used against yourself.