Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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Stupidstupidrat 0
Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?' My sympathies buddy, that must suck
xHaniffax 0
Oh dear your mum? oh dear
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chazstah 0
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well.. since you know that the "boss' wife is a ****" you should try 'hit' some ;D ;D fyl major. haha
EffinWhosLife 0
It's still his mother though man, If you were in his shoes I'm sure you wouldn't want people calling your mother a ****.
easylazy 0
Maybe he meant "hit" as in he killed her, like Mafia terms? Or maybe he wacked her with a baseball bat? You should never assume the worst, that he's banging her-- that's just jumping to unclear conclusions
TheLetterZero 7
I agree, I think the OP is just sad that his mother was beaten by his coworker. But I don't think that was a smart move on the coworker's part.
lmmmr 0
So someone sleeping with your mother is worse than someone murdering her?
ryte1 1
@51: you, FTW... plain and simple
DrunkenLee 0
mayb he wouldnt like but shes is a stupid ****.....gosh if u marry u should know that sleeping with sum1 else is a baad baaad thing xD im so sorry for u that u hav a **** as mother and im seriouse
FarSide 23
I imagine that hurt. But have YOU ever "hit" a woman you to whom you were not married? Well, she was someone's daughter. Would you feel any better if your co-worker had "hit" your sister? Would you feel any better if you found out a female co-worker "hit" your father?
dyingtolive77 0
Where are you even going with this?
verstecktergeist 11
Do you even realize that the word 'hit' really means '******' ?
grovyle210 3
I find this 2 fmls 1 he "hit" your mother 2 you work for your parents
ZleveL 0
lol @51 "unclear conclusions" I mistakenly read it as "Nuclear Solutions"
fuzzywazzy012 0
Old lady ass. Eww
Vball6 19
Lol these comments are hilarious.
Stupidstupidrat 0
Was he like 'Up high!...what? What's wrong? Why would you leave a brother hanging?' My sympathies buddy, that must suck
genius_man16 1
hahaha, that's awesome but OP: you should probably tell your dad what's goin on eh?
Mo_mo 0
omg! thats harsh... but i'm really curious what the outcome of this story is... sounds like some Young and the Restless shit
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
Yeah does ur dad know? His fml would read "Today I had to fire an employee for sleeping with a member of management. I also had to beat and fire an additional employee for not reporting said affair. The member of management is my soon to be ex-wife and the additional employee is my recently beaten son. Fml."
anonymous100000 17
OP; you NEED to tell your dad. that's not cool.
cman85 1
maybe you should try it too :) jk that must suck I agree
xHaniffax 0
Oh dear your mum? oh dear
mexicansweetie48 0
whoa lol how many other's have "hit" on your mom?
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
"hit" and "hit on" are two ENTIRELY different.
mylittlecrow 0
Damn that must suck..
axislave 0
Pics or ban btw that sucks and is funny as hell at the same time lol FYL
aback 5
Tell your momma what he's saying about her.
s_t_e_p_h 0
I hope that for your sake he has two jobs, but if that's not the case then that really blows. Don't tell your dad though, that'll just make your world erupt into a pit of horribleness... And you never know, he might just be really immature and joking, or drunk (considering you are at a bar with him), so your mom could be faithful.
kukopia 0
Welcome to the real world. Parents are people. People aren't perfect. Sh!t happens... YDI for not standing up for your Mom. Or your Dad, actually. On the bright side, now you don't have to worry about him getting promoted over you, unless Mom really 'likes' him, so I guess you DO have to be worried.
Wtfisflapdoodle 0
How does he deserve having his mom cheating on his dad? I'm really suprised anyone thought he deserved it.
Octiskeet 0
No, people aren't perfect and shit does happen, but people still have brains and control over what they do. It doesn't excuse someone cheating on their husband.
naja_12168 3
People aren't perfect and shit happens is a cop-out excuse for cheating as others have pointed out. Some things you have control over and some things there are NO excuses for. Cheating is one of them.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
that's exactly what the person you're replying to ******* said... that there's no excuse. reading comprehension, try it sometime !
CryingHowls 0
lmao. YOU try reading comprehension. read the comment again smartass and OP: i would "hit" your friend until he bled and begged you to stop.
mrpandagod1234 2
Down vote you sick ****