Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Top comments
zuriyahe 0
Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...
softballG 0
you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.
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Comments (246)
LJack 2
wow does your man work for bestbuys cuz he's a straight GEEK... you nah I think he should feel stupid for not knowing what the hell red sea iz all about by now... ya dig holla if ya hear me
Sparkiee93 3
Yea but it's nasty.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#120 What's nasty?
EmmyGrangerDC 0
he never had the Talk.... don't they require all kids to learn this stuff in the fifth to sixth grade??
Purrpussful62 0
YLF because you don't know you CAN get pregnant while on your period. All you need is to get pregnant by a guy too stupid to know about menstruation 'cos you're ignorant about fertility.
boooooo 0
obviously your boyfriend isn't a real man till he gets his sword bloody.
boooooo 0
obviously your boyfriend isn't a real man till he gets his sword bloody
Stephinat0r 0
Mmm, war paint.
aravol 0
Sorry, but I'm calling BS on this... Something smells fishy in this one -.-;
heyred 11
No sex? What about anal?
AKBO47 0
wow. I hate to tell you. but tour boyfried migt be. wait. he IS gau
Amphysvena 11
what do you mean nothing can happen? anal is always an option