Today, I realized that going back on birth control has made my acne go away and my boobs bigger. However, to my boyfriend's dismay, I've completely lost my sex drive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML
Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML
Today, after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase my cup size, I realized that I've basically reversed my menopause. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML
Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML
Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my wife is two months off her birth control as we want a baby. We haven't had sex once. Every little thing I do annoys her now and she keeps complaining that I stink. I shower daily. FML
Today, after several months of starting an antidepressant at the same time as my husband, I have horrible side effects, including weight gain, drowsiness, and acne. His only side effect? He can now only achieve an orgasm through oral stimulation. Lucky me. FML
Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML
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Top comments
nickiloo22 0
that'll happen. talk to your doctor and change pills until you find one that works. good luck :)
NEcountryboy 0
tell your bf he's gotta lick it before he can stick it, that'll get the juice flowing!
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Comments (103)
blakehilli8 0
first
olivesaur 0
I hope youre happy because you're first. **** him sweetie and get another bf.
epoh_fml 0
blegh or quit birth control. I had this problem with numerous birth controls and other medical issues caused by the birth controls. I had to stop taking them eventually because the issues were so severe. I'm much happier and healthier when I'm free of artificial hormones (but I'm also pregnant lol).
ur2nvthis85 3
lmao!
FMLRevoluSean 0
Can you still cook, clean, and make sandwiches? lol jk no offence
debiasio69696969 0
**** him 10 times a day. In the shower too =)
FMLRevoluSean 0
Well op if you know longer enjoy sex you should do the opposite of most girls and get him to cum faster then you can **** him 3x a day in 5 minutes total. Or just treat sex as a workout and burn those calories so you won't get too fat.
debiasio69696969 0
21 knows whatsup
FMLRevoluSean 0
Yeah if you need to burn a few calories I can help you out.
imaginaryvoice 18
rofl are you saying she looks like she should burn more calories?
debiasio69696969 0
I'm 99 pounds , asshole =(
Notjustanother1 0
i'm a call you flipper
Notjustanother1 0
I'm gonna call you flipper WTF **** antiflood
CvBobo 0
I monitered this :)
FMLRevoluSean 0
I said if that means youre not fat and I can tell by your pic you're not.
silvermoonstar3 3
I see some dumb comments, but that is a really common side effect of the pill. I fail to see how 'getting another boyfriend' would help. It's a chemical thing. If you do have sex a bit more than you feel like, you start feeling like having it more, though. If it's a problem, I suggest that. If not, there's not really an FML here.
hollee 0
ok now I know why u irritate me, ur obviously not 99 lbs. u don't look anywhere close to that sweetie. if ur gonna lie, try and make it at least somewhat believable. and pretending ur skeletal is not even cute.
waimcyked10 4
I'm with 41 on this one.
PrototypeMind 0
very true man. very true.
OhEmGee5 2
you can't be 99 pounds. I thought i saw in another fml that you were 116? hmm.
u_killed_kenny_ 0
time to slip the dick...
dpn91494 0
lol I did to. someone is insecure about themself.
skelator 3
srry if it double posts but it disapeared... although I don't agree you are 99 pounds you are definately not fat. you're very pretty and I think he meant he wants sex with you, ratherthan burning calories.
Allybuns 0
#32 you watched this fml all day? how boring. XD
kcodner 0
41- thanks! someone had to do it ;) 99 pounds isn't even attractive #1 and #2 why wouldnt she round up to 100 pounds looool too funny
ladiesman14 0
i would spank your butt real hard and then squezze it real hard too. maybe you need a good warm up to get u in the mood.
rohosoccer08 1
I had that problem on yaz... my husband hated it so I got off it and ... result condoms... result from that, our daughter, so it worked out perfect
Fuzzywuz 0
agreed
firegirl1993 21
well if you lost ur desire for sex then no baby. I guess it's doing it's job, rofl, but still fyl
ticklemechantell 0
haha sucks for you =P experiment and make thngs exciting.
_ultraviolet 0
18, win.
nickiloo22 0
that'll happen. talk to your doctor and change pills until you find one that works. good luck :)
omgmorganomg 0
3-might want to reword, unless you actually mean that xD
omgmorganomg 0
3- you might want to reword, unless you actually mean that xD
omgmorganomg 0
what the....? sorry there was a different #3 who said something else...and why did my comment post twice...?
korn247 5
**** his life and you stay on the pill! it obviously does more than he can for you
seanders 10
Just take a naughty nude pic for him, since he has something to beat off to now.
ladiesman14 0
i would tickle you with my beard then spank you Real Hard on your A*S or play the choking game to get you in the mood.
spktr 1
viagra
IchBeinEinTier 0
the girl lost her sex drive, not him.
JayD17 0
Viagra's like... the complete opposite of birth control pills
Gourmet_Taco 0
Aww poor bf. Dreams shattered.
CCrunner2 0
Amen to that
ImaginaryFoe 1
Fake it till you make it. The more you have sex, the more you want it. You may want to talk to your doctor though. Not all pills have the same side effects.
sassyjesSa 0
yea Talk to the doctor and have her lower the dosage . I had that problem before it sucks . do something about it!
LiveThenDie 2
no one seems to care about this fml lol
deedacia 0
Who cares...still have sex. You probabaly look better now.
NEcountryboy 0
tell your bf he's gotta lick it before he can stick it, that'll get the juice flowing!