Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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zuriyahe 0
Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...
softballG 0
you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.
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DGAFprincess 0
I don't get why you couldt have sex! it's perfectly fine to have sex on your period. annnnd you shouldn't have been embarrassed to tell him you were on your period either. it's a natural part of life for every woman. but you definitely need to find a boyfriend who isn't a moron. and you need to not be so insecure! my bf and I have sex anytime of the month! and it helps with cramps :)
ZeroMan42 0
Every 28 days, you end a sentence. Its that simple!
koda446 4
my friend had to explain that to her bf it was funny I was cracking up the whole time I really don't Like him
ARNGwifey 0
the only reason something couldn't happen then is if he's grossed out. yes it is possible to get prego on your period, but highly unlikely. Your period means that your released egg is now dead and leaving your body.
BuckyRAWR 0
home schooled :)
shadowsbane 0
YDI for not letting him find out the hard way. He deserves it for not knowing, I mean wtf...
love_hate92 0
he was most likely doing it for attention. what a dousche I hate guys like that. it's so annoying.
notsofriendly 17
just pop a plastic liner under a sheet and get back to business. actually its kind of great to **** during your period. can ease up cramping and if nothing else its excellent natural and totally free lube
SManning2007 0
I guess this is the "voice of reason" but if you're embarrassed to talk to your BF about your period, maybe you shouldn't be having sex.
Liontamer2 0
I think you're kind of missing the point. The point is the the BF is a bit of a dope and doesn't know half of what a 20 year-old should know. You shouldn't have to talk to your boyfriend like he's your son and you're teaching him the facts of life.
4ube_fml 6
Well, yes the BF is an ignorant who never asked himself basic questions.. however, it's not forbidden to have sex during the period (well, except when it hurts, but that depends on each woman). It's different than "regular" sex. The main inconveniant is that you have to wash the sheets quite soon ^^