Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Privacy
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Why would you do that?
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Thanks!
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Epic prank
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
What are you doing?
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Timing
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Overreaction much?
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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juicedboi 7
Guys won't be turned off by that, don't worry. We are a sick bunch
faithlee 13
What is wrong with your mom.
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taintedayush 0
Thanks, mom
happle 21
Creaming...? ._.
imepelepticsir 5
you got to whip it before it creams.
Roevera 14
That's so friggen rude. I mean, if she wanted to take it up with you, do it later or pull her aside. What does it matter what your underwear look like dirty. OP just start doing your own laundry.
a1f0sff 25
It made the whole situation so awkward...
Keyman1212 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
19, it isn't rude. That is the mother's house, and she's cleaning bodily fluids off of her daughters clothes. If her daughter is old enough to be "getting frisky" with a guy, she can clean her own ******* laundry, and not have her mother do it.
JocelynKaulitz 28
17 - Yeah, whip it real good.
DrMime 10
39- Pussy whip? Never seen that brand, I'm more of a cool whip kind of guy myself! *penis spatula*
GoW_Chick 15
For some reason all I could think about when I read this FML is the 80's band warrant's song cherry pie, waaaay to early to be reading these things and not have weird thoughts.
MrSarcasm 4
If you're reading FMLs and are NOT getting weird thoughts, than this is the wrong part of the Internet for you. Birds of a feather, go crazy together.
DjeePee 25
38, do you really think that showing your daughter's dirty underwear to her boyfriend is not rude? Or humiliating? Or extremely awkward? Heck, every girl loses bodily fluids, whether they're getting frisky or not. No need to shove that under her boyfriend's nose. You might have a point about doing her own laundry (but then again, if the mother wanted OP to do her own laundry, she could have asked that), but isn't it more efficient if one person is in charge of the laundry instead of every member of the house? Just questioning. I don't have my own household yet, but my mother (often also my father) takes care of the laundry of everyone and that goes smoothly.
lissyplz 0
Listen OP. As far as I'm concerned, if you're old enough to "get frisky," then you're old enough to do your own laundry in order to avoid future embarrassment :)
emilyjgraham 34
I agree 82, I live in a household of 5 and if all of us did our own the bills would be sky high. for that reason my mum does the laundry all together, more economical that way! also, don't mean to gross but some girls have more 'vaginal discharge' than others. my mother would never say that in front of my boyfriend due to the fact that a girl can not do much about the amount she has! it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she's old enough to get 'frisky' it begins when her periods do.
JessicaValentine 0
Whether she is old enough to be doing her laundry or not that's beside the point. If her mother has a problem with the dirty undies and would rather her daughter do the laundry then it's her job to tell her daughter that in private, not in company. It's rude and unnecessary.
dlohoh978 8
That is one of the most rude fmls I have ever read
Drummer389000 0
I would just laugh. At the mom I mean... After she left of course. Hahaha
RrLSf19 0
That's terrible.. Your moms the definition of bitch!
claiiire_fml 17
9- So does OP's boyfriend(;
5t3ff1k4h 47
38 - Who says she's MAKING her mom do it? Maybe her mom insists. It is most certainly rude of her to do. If she has a problem with something, she can take it up with her daughter in private. There's never a good reason to embarrass someone in front of their friends or SOs.
kaylamahoney90 12
That is a nightmare!
tjv3 10
Win win win. Your mom is now on my list of heroes
xxjenjen72xx 0
L
dustydick 14
It's okay, you'll learn one day.
faithlee 13
What is wrong with your mom.
abbytequiere 9
I like your profile picture; the nails are cute.
wisese 0
What is wrong with the mom? Well, I'd imagine that she doesn't appreciate her daughter fooling around in her house.
DrMime 10
I thought it was supposed to be rude to show your kinky laundry in public... Or was is 'dirty' laundry...?
shanemaximo 7
She obviously just wanted to let the boyfriend know he's winning.
Destro109 20
creepo mom
dva976 7
Lol! Nice!
DrMime 10
OP if you don't want your mom talking about the 'cream' on your thongs, then might I suggest wearing them backwards and flossing like a big girl.
GreenAppleDP 0
Either that or start doing her own laundry.
juicedboi 7
Guys won't be turned off by that, don't worry. We are a sick bunch
aceman1992 9
4 couldn't be more right unfortunately.
erazzle 0
So much win...
Gregabob00 0
Im hard just thinking about it.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
yep, most helpful mother ever... as far as getting laid goes
CadillacPimpen 6
142 sounds like you would have tried to keep things going. lol
j_cat187 20
Cream pie
lrgenesis 19
142 is most men's dream girl lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
162 - You're right. Most men would like a 16 year old girl to use. Idiot.
jizzwold 21
164 why did you add "idiot" to the end of your comment? I think the rest of it was pretty spot on.
lrgenesis 19
164 - Obviously you're being way too technical about my half-serious comment. If I said "would be most men's dream girl when she's over 18" would that make you happier?
jacob4592 0
#138 your to Damn funny hahaha
5t3ff1k4h 47
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165 - Because he appears to be an idiot. I type the way I speak.
Fountainel 0
That would turn me on even more if I figured out I was getting my gf wet every time I just fooled around with her.
Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Lol thats embarrassing.
mama2b3 20
only a little.
lebronesque73091 12
I think it's more funny than embarassing.
emmaa3451 11
OP do your own laundry then
Blacksxe 1
I have no comment to describe how disturbing and awkward your mom made this situation.
menechiann 0
Just another way of telling her daughters bf that he's doing something right..
Rocky007 15
Well, actually you did.
jacob4592 0
Hey well now he knows and no longer needs to know if he is doing a good job:-)
term3186 1
Right on #7
jacob4592 0
Thank you :-)
aceman1992 9
HAHA! Wow you're mom goes hard.
killerkiss92 8
Hahaha I absolutely love her mom!
TunechiXXL 0
9 - her mom goes H. A. M. !!!
jizzwold 21
9 so does the boyfriend Bu dum chhh
UnleashedKilla1 4
You kinda deserve it for ******* when your mom is home
ScottieJo 8
They weren't ******* you spastic. They were probably just passionately making out.
sryu 9
If they were having sex then she wouldn't have creamed on her undies, she would have been creaming on him