coolcocoxxx
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML
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heytrollhey 12
The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.
racerapj 10
Better get started on those cookies ^_^
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racerapj 10
Better get started on those cookies ^_^
meihua 19
Gotta wonder if she promised the cookies before or after he said that :)
patrickalamo 48
Most guys are simple... Food and sex... Now get to baking and buy some condoms.
12GaugeTurtle 1
Or just put laxatives in the cookies as revenge
perdix 31
Those cookies ain't gonna bake themselves!
ilikeboys31 7
Drunken words are sober thoughts.
Futacy 30
He's probably just in denial, now get cookin' !!!
coolcocoxxx 12
For anyone wondering, he didn't get the cookies. And it was before he started flirting with me... His birthday was coming up soo
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Really, OP, you're 13 and your crush was drunk? Hmm.
coolcocoxxx 12
He's a couple years older
Quinn32 16
Umm...couple=2 and 13+2=15...I still see an issue here.
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
Even if he was legal to drink, that means a couple of years = about 8 years. Which makes it a bigger issue.
PYLrulz 17
Coolcoco, I see one of two problems. You haven't updated your age, or you have some wild child tendencies. I say it's time some parents stepped in
coolcocoxxx 12
I never said I was drinking? I don't drink
Futacy 30
106- the drinking age in canada is 19, and (correct me if im wrong, OP) OP's profile says she is 14, so thats just a five year difference (still kind of an issue). there may not even be real romance between them (correct me if im wrong again) it could just be like one of those celebrity crushes where you imagine yourself with them and they don't even know you exist.
doctorhook86 25
The real problem here is how the OP misuses a question mark to end a statement in #110. It's not a question? So don't end with a question mark? It makes your writing look passive-aggressive and shitty?
pmr1990 12
I find dirty about the previous sex/drinking references now. Please OP, don't take any of this stuff seriously, you're way too young to be hanging out with older drunk guys. I know I probably sound preachy, but you'll look back in a couple years and be happy you took your time.
PolarNorth 1
Well, the Canadian drinking age is 18-19 depending on the province. However, I still see a bit of a problem with 13 year old OP and 19 year old crush..
Setareh23 34
I'm guessing it depends where she lives. I have no idea about the rest of the country, but here in Quebec (although the legal drinking age is 18) a good percentage of kids are already drinking by age 16. Chances are he was either underage (making the age difference not that big a deal) or he's 18 and OP has a typical futile teenage crush :3
AG1216 18
In some parts of Canada its 18 (like AB) or 19 (Like ON).
RebbeAsh 10
under age drinking is a thing.
GodPart2 20
Get him drunk again, and this time record the video :-)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Yeah, that would in no way be creepy...
0RedPenguin0 8
He probably remembers, but won't mention it for fear of being embarassed
Quinn32 16
39-I hope that you are not just an idiot and instead were actually trying to mock 2 saying to record the video but either way the way in which you said it just failed because, to answer your question, someone would record a video as a way to have proof of what happened.
Jamialia 5
I'm sure he remembers but just doesn't want to acknowledge it.
heytrollhey 12
The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Exactly, at least he had nothing bad to say to you!
LiyIa_fml 8
Maybe now OP can start making some moves on him. :)
outoftown 27
#3, Unfortunately, the drunken mouth then mixes sober and drunk thoughts indiscriminately. And why is our 13-year-old OP with a drunk guy? Run, OP!
sparkjolt 10
or he can't remember your reaction, so is trying to act dumb. People are far more honest drunk than sober.
rapunzellouise 11
I agree!!! ^_^
yamuri 17
Not always... There are people who are drunk who hunt want sex too, but it's still more likely that he is playing dumb. Just depends how drunk he was. Cookies could be her shot lol.
emilyjgraham 34
Now that is what you call selective hearing. Sorry op! Don't make the cookies, I don't think he deserves them! :)
pokefan813 16
Why would you do that to a person? D: no one deserves to have their cookies taken away!
KiddNYC1O 22
It's what cookies do, don't take it personal =]
skippymagee 5
You never know... The cookies may lead to something better.
Nikii13ear 7
Brownies?
skippymagee 5
Smoothies
Nikii13ear 7
Ah, I agree.
neilykins 29
Bacon!
Jamesy52 1
Make him eat the cookies off of your breasts.
Soloman212 28
Oh god what the ****? At the same time, I HAD to thumb this up...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
They come with their own milk!
Sliver1991 26
Knowing OP is 14 just makes these comments worse...
arty777 8
Well I doubt she's THAT innocent that she would be corrupted by that comment. 14 doesn't seem to be so young these days.
AholeCop 11
He remembers, just sounds shy
lex1459 38
They say a drunk mind speaks the true heart!
Winchester1990 19
Not my experience it's just made me confused about what is the truth. Says he misses me, I'm perfect, we should be together but I deserve better, he loves me, etc- drunk. Sober- acts like I don't exist.