Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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zuriyahe 0
Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...
softballG 0
you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.
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scorp888 0
What do you mean "and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month" If you think you can't have sex, then you are perhaps even more ignorant than you're BF, at least he's asked the question, and knows something now. It's blood, you can **** all month long. One part of the month, don't use white sheets...but other than that, have fun all month long, it's a great cure for period pains!
secretlyshy 0
*sigh* what a moron...
His_Phoenix 0
You shouldn't be having sex if you're embarrassed to tell your boyfriend that you're on your period. Besides, at least he's asking to inform himself about the entire thing.
SpartanV 0
I had a buddy who thought a girls period consisted of her bleeding out of her ass. My buddy is 23, you don't have it THAT bad. Still sucks though.
Jay_JWLH 0
Yeah that's funny. My friend told me one time how her partner was curious about it, and then one time she told him to look at her bloody tampon. To add to it, he looked at it for a bit too long. I have to admit, a lot of guys out there mustn't have a clue. No surprise either, because even in sex ed, they are likely to divide you so that you don't get taught about it, yet the girls do.
xxxviii 5
LOL,,what do you mean "nothing can happen that time of the month?" in my 45 years on this earth, prob 30 of those years have been having sex. In my limited experience with the opposite sex, it is better, hotter and more sensative than ever. there is no draw backs except if there is cramping and to handle the blood I would suggest putting a few towels down..............sheesh, what do they teach these kids these days? LOL
nickk72 0
dude I know this shit as a 13 year old,, sad sad
hazy21 4
I completely understand your situation OP... I went through the same thing yesterday with my 19 year old boyfriend! Apparently, he wasn't paying attention in 8th grade bio class... pft
dramalatina 0
WOW hahaha my boyfriend did the same thing to me only ive had to explain it 4 times and his turning 18 and science as an elective
slagger123 0
WOW i've known what a period is since i was like 11 or 12, but just so you know, there's nothing wrong with period sex. I've done it many times. but ya you should dump his retarded ass, there is no excuse for being 20 and not knowing something as basic as that...