Today, after having a few beers at a bar, I gave my ticket to the valet to get my car. I tipped the man $2 and he gave me a huge smile and thanked me a lot as I left. I thought the guy was just really appreciative for those $2 until I got home and saw one of the $100 bills in my wallet was gone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I was complimented by my guests about the great of service I was giving them. They then left me a $2 tip on a $50 tab. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML
Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
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freernnur5 0
YDI for trying to drink and drive
lifeislife_fml 0
You sure made his day!
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lifeislife_fml 0
You sure made his day!
Jmido 0
It'd make my day as well lol. YDI for being cheap, blew up in your face didn't it. Maybe next time you'll give a nicer tip.
Illumi113 0
You should probably check how much you're giving before you mix up your hundred dollar bills.
sadistmonkey 19
since when is $2 a bad tip for beer??
IllegalLight 0
He was tipping the valet.
humorizer 14
YDI for being drunk.
nonotme 0
YDI for being drunk, anything you do under the influence is your responsibility. YDI also for carrying around large sums of cash, especially when you're going to get drunk. Idiot.
vdubz 0
How is $2 to park a car cheap?! That takes very little time to do if you think about it.
pepsie_fml 0
thats what u get for drinking and driving
colinni1998 0
YDI fer being drunk! >:O
youreanidiot 0
you really didn't look at the bill before giving it to him? ydi, this is why you organize your money by amount in your wallet
leisl14 0
they should have a different colour for every bill like in canada. it makes things so much easier
fancycake 0
Do your research? America has changed it's most common bills to be more distinguished.
vdubz 0
Makes things SO much easier? It's really not hard to tell the difference between a $100 bill and a $1 bill. They are the same size and shape, but that's about it. The numbers are different, the picture is different, front and back, if he had even looked at the bill he would know. He most likely felt for it in his wallet. Obviously he did not look at the bill, and making it a different color will do you no good if you don't even look at it.
winterharte 0
@15 Yeah we would but.. No on likes Canada >_>
sarahoxox 1
even though canadians are some of, if not THE, most welcomed people into all counties around the world.
Twigz666 18
Australia uses coins for $1 and $2, and all notes are very different colours and sizes so you can't possibly get mixed up
NeonPopRocks 14
146- Yeahhh, no one likes Canada, that's why it was voted Best Peace Keeping Country. Don't be so rude.
SpicyDuck 22
We use $1 and $2 coins, it's not always convenient but it does the job. And all of our bills are the same size and shape and they also all have different numbers and pictures related to history, but they are all different colours depending on value. So yes if you're not really paying attention you MIGHT catch your mistake from the corner of your eye because there are noticeable differences in our bills. I have US cash, it's not that exciting and every time someone in the us wants to see Canadian bills, they love them. Especially our new ones. Everyone loves Canada!
inu_fml 0
well you made someone happy.
RESTAREA 0
I hope those were some damn good beers :P
Overseer211 1
FAKE you can't drive under the influence of a few beers....
mhmmhmgood 0
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wait, did you give him two dollars and he stole the hundred or did you accidently give him a hundred dollar bill?
acd23 0
I think what happened is he gave the valet two bills, thinking both were ones, when really one of them was a hundred.
scorpioserpent 1
Yeah he accidently gave the valet the 100. I honestly don't like carrying 50's or 100's bc cashiers always check to make sure they're not fake and I'm always afraid I have a fake and lose the money.
Jdlove2 20
Wow
cookydough28 0
FAILLLLL
jdizzle1245 0
wow you must have been really drunk lol
freernnur5 0
YDI for trying to drink and drive
Zile 0
exactly
KrystleLynn 0
Thaank you
rhiley 26
"a few beers"???
lobby0ne 0
Phailed!
rach3333 0
YDI for driving drunk, jerk.
Pharmacist_fml 2
ok seriously people, a few beers =/= hammered. ESPECIALLY for a casual drinker. Quit being ******* morons, he wasn't "drunk driving" and a $2 tip is not cheap for someone who parks cars. ******* seriously, how difficult is parking cars?
philly8608 0
First you don't have to be hammered to be impaired. Second, if it's so easy, do it yourself.
genius_man16 1
If he was so drunk that he didn't realize he just gave the valet a $100 bill, then he shouldn't have been driving. Period. YDI. Just be glad you didn't kill someone else you ******* jackass.
ellbtvsvm 0
You don't have to be drunk for that to happen just fyi.
KumoFF7 3
You don't have to be drunk to do that. everyone makes mistakes. You've never made a stupid mistake while you were sober? just shut up.
truckson 0
actually "a few beers" usually means 3 or maybe 4 and if those were within an hour then they would be drunk, and even if they were over a few hours they'd still be impaired http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm so basically the guy's still being stupid