Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Florence_ 0
If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.
MuchDance90s 0
mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top
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Florence_ 0
If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.
seanboobs 0
take a dump on his chest then say "now who's boss".. he'll never do something stupid again
zkchild 0
Does he know theres a hole in your ass?
crksNcstls503 0
teach her yourself man don't be a lazy ass..
KiddNYC1O 22
Maybe you ought to teach him hole new things.
mola_mola 3
@every1luvsboners lezbians probably don't
Lolerskatez 0
#97 you couldn't afford it, especially with a face like that
black_knight402 0
108 then why do most lesbians love to suck ******? They don't like men because most of us pull out to early or can't give them a proper ******.
killjimmy 0
You can swim in the Red Sea, just don't drink the water.
karlitaa_dimpzz7 0
lmao for realls ! >.<'
illjusbedamned 0
I see what you did there 98.
mshooter 0
He could have meant taking a piss. Or I'm reading this FML wrong?
ShadyFTW1 0
Finally the voice of reason. Good job 204.
fieldhockyluva24 4
i'm guessing 204 doesn't know girls don't pee out of their vaginas either.
racer337 2
204 go home, you have no clue. Girls can pee with a tampon in. There are SEPARATE holes...
NeatNit 33
Guys don't need to know this stuff. The only reason girls know how the male body works is that it's so SIMPLE! One hole in the back, one pipe at the front. Nothing more nothing less. The female's body is way more complex. Girls are just BORN complicated.
worldclass 0
That's nice. You learn something new everyday.
Sun_Kissed18 25
That should have been his "something new" 15 years ago
Djosef_fml 0
@#31 I'm sorry, but never before did I ask myself if a woman could pee without soiling her tampon. I honestly have no idea how deep you shove a tampon in your genitals, ladies. That sounded like a legit question to me and I learned something today. Thanks.
Perdition 4
So he doesn't know a lot about the female anatomy. I don't see how this is an FML.
KamilleBlack 3
Ew.
Poepiepiesie 3
Indeed, you should not elaborate on anal menstruation.
sweetdreams999 0
that's men for you, and some women actually. let's just say that's stupid people.
WhatTheFuq 0
How are you stupid for not knowing that?
logiibearr 0
nice abs mine are like tht but not as big
MuchDance90s 0
mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top
mvs198 0
hahah gaaaay!!
Tequila_Hilton 3
hahahahaha. u made my day(:
chloec16 0
hahahahaahha!!!
Ficklefart 0
hahahahaha what a fairy
UnluckyChicka 0
156- lol, I tell my friends the same thing :) then they complain that I'm skinnier than them and "too sexy" to complain.... they're mostly guys... can u say awkward?
freerun4life97 0
who's abs are you all talking about?!
PushMyButtons 5
now which hole does he think he's been getting into?!
MrPhucked 0
hahahaha face palm....xD lmao thats funnyy α ´αγίεο
HisAngel6511 11
If he keeps asking stupid questions...None.
AmberlovesJb 0
What a Moron. -.-' Guys are idiots!
WhatTheFuq 0
Ohh. low blow.
Siji 0
It's not like we can look down and count them -_-
Jizwold 0
I'm ashamed to live in the same state as u amber
cgyguy 0
maybe you haven't yet and if you get the opportunity you should. be nice to your lady or she will find someone who will
TerrorDollie 0
Maybe they weren't clear enough in sex Ed.
crazyladydaisy 4
I'm a female.. I know there's two holes.. I've taken sex Ed.. and they never talked about that.. so... you can't assume every guy knows.
budster1993 2
nope guess not there's another hole??
Plumppotato 3
oddly enough, in the school i went to they seperated the boys and girls in sex ed. then they told us about our wee wees... uhh i mean penises. and thats it. no vaginal talk at all. in fact, i didnt know women had so many holes until i started coming to this site.
420Nig169Nig420 12
well since you are a female and it is your body if you didnt know you'd be a ******* idiot men on the other hand dont learn this at all
Doopliss01 0
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Doopliss01 0
Wait, there are 2 holess??
ZleveL 0
vaginal opening and urethra. I think that's what the first ones called
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
How do you know the difference?
lemonypower 6
one you stick ur penis into the other u don't
sweettriumph 0
win ^
stewpididiot 11
I thought there was three ???? hahahaha!!!!!
theboss_ishere 0
the third one is the asshole.
xxvlad 1
:)
katierose112996 0
i didnt know either.. and im a girl!
Nobinx 15
the pee hole is really tiny, like yours in the penis. But the ****** can stretch enormozsly when aroused. The openings are close together and both covered with the labia. Just look at cross section pictures on wikipedia.