Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
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azyjazy713 11
So basically he wants to be in a relationship 3/4 of the month smh
Fatfairygoth 11
That sucks OP, move on quick
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Comments (176)
Respect101 17
He at least could have made an excuse that he couldn't come over, like something came up or something. Not just nope.
MidnaLink 35
You clearly don't live up to your username. "Respect", my ass. You don't just opt out of a hangout for a dumb reason like THAT.
Nymeria_fml 25
"I'm sorry, honey, something came up: your period."
sorahearts_fml 10
Well she could be a raging bitch while on her period or he could be superficial and only want to get laid. But I know it's hard enough for me not to backhand the shit out of my mom when she is on her period. I literally asked in middle school if she was so I could avoided and she slapped the shit out of me and then dropped me off. Some girls just use it as an excuse to let out ******* hidden aggression and it's really annoying.
dudecall 18
#37 that's really shitty of her to do, no one deserves any violence agents them no matter the reason.
Mystery_Unsolved 16
You'd rather him lie? The way he handled it was wrong and super rude. I guess a white lie doesn't hurt anyone could work here.
Respect101 17
Alright I know lying is disrespectful, and I'm not saying he should lie just to opt out of the date because she is on her period. If I were in his shoes I would go anyway, but if he doesn't want the choice of going, like the guy above said, he should've said a white lie. Something not to serious.
buckstop1 37
*like the girl above
Respect101 17
Sorry, #97, like the girl above said..
dDailydDosage 8
The reason he's not coming is obvious. It'll be useless and disrespectful to lie to her about it.
azyjazy713 11
So basically he wants to be in a relationship 3/4 of the month smh
Almost_Positive 18
And only for one reason
tournamentdecide 33
Oh how I wonder what that one reason is.
joshea123 10
Pillow fights?
tournamentdecide 33
I thought it was pool parties!
detectivedipsiht 12
I still don't see the problem here
Fatfairygoth 11
That sucks OP, move on quick
sweetnsourrr 11
Why would you want to break up with someone over something so stupid?
I_cant_think 10
Or, she may just be rude during her period. Or he spent way too much money on chocolate for her
sweetnsourrr 11
Maybe it has nothing to do with sex at all, she said she's probably a bitch on her period.
sweetnsourrr 11
Yeah, I don't make a big deal about everything and then break up with someone without having to talk it out. we dont even know the full story yet..jeez.
Matrix_Redeemer 6
Really. She's probably a raging bitch on her period. You girls break up with people over anything.
thespiantess 18
#58 I never asked anyone to buy me chocolate just because I was on my period. A girl's menstruation shouldn't be an excuse to get free stuff from other people (except tampons or pads from other girls when it's an emergency).
buckstop1 37
#35 maybe he can't handle her being emotional and stuff.
ladyLALAA 29
#83 I think everyone, including all shops and restaurants should give girls free chocolate during their period. Periods suck, I want free chocolate!
KittyLahv 27
As much as I love that idea, #129, unfortunately, there would be countless women abusing the priviledge of free chocolate. Any girl could say they're on the rag, but truly not be. I mean, it's not like you'd actually be willing to prove that you were...ew.
FrozenMusic 26
Typical douche guys eh?
iLike2Teabag 27
Coming from the guy from New Jersey and wearing shutter shades. -cough- I'm just kidding :) I'm sure you're a nice guy.
tony1891 22
doesn't sound like he only wanted to watch a movie
JustinCredible42 12
Ermahgerd I hope you mean ex
A07 48
No, OP meant boyfriend. Read the fml.
Nymeria_fml 25
I don't know, the "ermahgerd" made me think he was making fun of THOSE people.
JustinCredible42 12
I'm being sarcastic
MortenM 17
That worked out well for you #20 (hint: it's sarcasm)
Nymeria_fml 25
Obviously the "(hint: it's sarcasm)" is not the right way to go.
allieallie18 7
ops boyfriend was a dick, but breaking up isn't always the answer
Zebediabolical 45
You must be new to FML. Around here breaking up is always the answer!
slyde32 12
that or suing people
Godsofdracos 15
Allie, read more than, you know what just read the entire thread you're commenting on. Possibly even three times to avoid missing things.
Jaevwyn 17
I had to thumb down just for saying "ermahgerd"
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
#88 more fish in the pool for us sad *******! Haha
TanzWolf 26
Why would you mention it then? I mean, FYL OP, but I don't see any reason for you to have mentioned that.
MidnaLink 35
It's better that than figuring it out himself and bolting.
CharismaGeek 19
I guess OP was hoping after the movie she and her BF would get into it. Either way, your boyfriend kinda responded too harshly, OP.
Nymeria_fml 25
Maybe they were going to watch that old John Wayne movie, Red River.
CharismaGeek 19
Ha.
LalaDee561 8
Why can't she mention that to her man? I tell my man when I'm on my period. We should be able to tell each other stuff like that. And he isn't an asshole about it when I tell him I'm on it. He had no reason to be so rude.
MidnaLink 35
LalaDee561 Your boyfriend is awesome!
thespiantess 18
I'm with #70. If it's her boyfriend, it's supposed to be someone who she trusts and is comfortable talking to, so it would be normal to come up in a conversation. Something among the lines of "I have so many cramps today, I'm not feeling so well" wouldn't be inappropriate IMO. If he can't handle it, maybe he's not mature enough to even be having sex in the first place.
TisAPenguin 16
#70, exactly. My man invites me over when he knows I'm on my period and takes care of me. I don't understand guys who's are assholes about it.
detectivedipsiht 12
I still don't see the problem here
homesuckfucker 28
I've already seen a comment saying that you should immediately move on, and I cannot say that I agree. A healthy relationship should be built on communication. Before you do anything drastic, like flat out leaving him, I would try explaining to your boyfriend that what he did was hurtful. If he is still immature about your time of the month, say, refusing to spend time with you during it, after this talk, I completely advise you to end the relationship. Best of luck, OP. I hope it works out.
Axel5238 29
At this point it's pretty safe to say the bf doesn't care about her feelings. He only wanted to hang out for sex. He doesn't care and talking to him about something like that probably isn't going to make a difference. Not like there was a misunderstanding that needs to be ironed out.
Almost_Positive 18
We don't know the full story. Just what OP said.. People on this website always say to dump the person immediately. Sometimes they have a point and sometimes they don't. We don't have the full story
juturnaamo 29
Maybe they fight a lot when she's on her period and he didn't have the energy for that minefield.
DArthurVaderian 18
Seriously, maybe she's just bitchy on her period and he doesn't want to have to deal with that!
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree that they should talk things out before breaking up. Yes, he acted like a complete dick, but I'd want to know why. If he is still being rude and insensitive after they talk than by all means please dump him. And I don't understand how people are saying he only wants her for sex. She didn't ask if he wanted to come over for sex, she asked if he wanted to come over to watch a movie. And although he said no when he found out she had her period, I don't think this 100% means because of sex. I think there's a big chance he doesn't like how she acts when she's got her period. I know a lot of girls who think having their period gives them free reign to be a bitch, complain all the time, and treat people (especially their boyfriends) like crap. Again, not excusing him in anyway, but I think there could be other options to what's happening here and think she should talk to him about it before just dumping him.
graphicstyle7 17
You are really, really too tolerant (in a bad way) of this situation. He was rude. He only wants to be around her when she can have sex with him. No long-term relationship is possible here, move on.