Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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zuriyahe 0
Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...
softballG 0
you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.
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Comments (246)
MissSparkie 0
i think the true dumbasses here are the ones who say you can't get pregnancy on your period.....
youthink_fml 0
YDI for dating an idiot. Then again, you both sound like idiots. You can **** someone but it's embarrassing to say you're on your period? And what do you mean "nothing" can happen. If you don't want to go anal, your mouth still works, and there's nothing wrong with ******* on your period. Some women even say it helps with cramps.
papertigers_fml 0
this.
gr3y_fml 1
Nothing? Being on your period doesn't stop you giving head, unless of course you are looking for an excuse.
DollfaceKilla 0
of course you can still do stuff...don't be selfish and suck him off. also...one word...buttsecks! haha!
BlaBleBliBloBlu_fml 0
wtf... men....
DutchCourage 0
What do u mean nothing can happen? Or as they say: a good sailor also crosses the Red Sea....
BlaBleBliBloBlu_fml 0
Yeah something can happen but there are a lot of women who are uncomfortable with sex during their period.
Midnight81 0
BAHAHAHA!!!! YOU ******* SUCK!!!!
lil_miss_shorty 2
I can go one worse I think, OP. My brother is a year older than yours and I had to explain to him that it is blood that causes the penis to swell and become erect, not it filling with semen.
boatsnhos 0
wowwwww! first, I call bullshit. 20 years old and he doesn't know how the womans reproductive organs work?! WTF. Do students not learn sex Ed in the UK?? second, you can have intercourse ALL times of the month!!!!