Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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zuriyahe 0
Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...
softballG 0
you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.
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Comments (246)
chasadilla 0
probobly just screwing with you
AirForce179 0
That's why I quit smoking pot
leopulga 0
So? i was 17 and my girlfriend had to teach me the same thing. and who says u cant have sex on ur period? i have sex with my gf when shes light.
ssskylar 0
Probably just sheltered as a child..
MimaKirigoe 5
Yeah, you shouldn't date anyone who didn't pay basic attention in health class. Date a man and this stuff won't happen.
SallieJoeLaLa 0
Did you ever think that he never had any sisters, and that his mom died or left when he was young? And that maybe he never went through a health class? I never went through one. And my biology teacher skipped that section in 9th grade. So maybe it's not all his fault.
bsaysreddragons 0
its not like your pussy is broken. i've got my red belt. only if i was leaving for a long period of time
bsaysreddragons 0
i mean redwings lol
rileysmileydog 0
this is why we need sex ed in school!
angel55033 12
that doesn't mean nothing can happen that's you're own choice