Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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zuriyahe 0
Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...
softballG 0
you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.
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Comments (246)
sublime2craig 0
#48 is right don't think you can't get pregnant on your rag!!! my child was concieved when my girl was on hers we had trouble when going by her fertillity calander so the doctor told us to try when she was one her period and wam she got pregnant!!!
music12 4
Wam?!?
Faceeater24 0
I learned what that was when I was 10, 10!!!
yennie 2
whatta douchee
fmlxxxx 0
wear the dolmio grin
skyeyez9 25
Before I moved, I had neighbors that homeschools their two kids, and keeps them so socially isolated, that they are clueless on body functions of the opposite sex. Granted they are 10 and 11 but Im sure they will be just as ignorant at age 20. Not allowed to watch tv, no internet, no modern toys, and only allowed to play with a couple other children from their church.
hassenpfeffermmm 0
I felt bad for your boyfriend. He was way more embaressed than you.
skyeyez9 25
# 76: 99 pounds for a person 5ft4 is pretty tiny. My mom is 5ft and 100lbs and she wears a size 3-4 jeans. It's weird to see her eat a bunch of food and never gain weight. She was later diagnosed with hyperthyroidism which explained why she's so thin. She has the metabolism of a hummingbird.
qriztyy4747 3
what kind of school system do you have?! most guys at least KNOW what it is!
brainonska08 0
wow... there's something wrong with that boy.
XXJASEXX 0
he's prolly jaykayying... or he's just stupid..