Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Top comments
zuriyahe 0
Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...
softballG 0
you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.
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Comments (246)
LowLives 9
Sheltered! Sounds a lot like that story about a girl having to tell her bf that girls really do poop
vergaso 0
woah woah woah woah woah hold up girls shit!???!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111oneoneuno? haha jk
boredinflorida 1
never stopped me or my fiance....sex is better that time of the month. he's missing out
miranda013 0
someone didn't pay attention in health class...
nemohazADDlama 0
what's a period ????
vergaso 0
a puncuation mark ending a sentence
Lmfao_69 0
lmao#36 It's not a big deal telling your bf you are on your period, but it is a big deal when your bf is 20 and he doesn't know what period is. durrrrrrr haha
slayrsamantha 0
that's my uglydoll 38 (:
Johnny6speed 0
So why can't anything happen? There nothing wrong with Period sex.I've banged out boxes that were on the P Dot. What no one has their blood wings? Also
underpaid011 0
you can make him earn his red wings.
kenyrabit 25
Thanks for that thought. lol Red wings give you bull!
Jonnyfondue 0
Uhhh, WTF? my girlfriend tells me whenever she's on her period, why is that embarassing? YDI for being emberassed and having a stupid boyfriend
Faceeater24 0
What, he doesn't know what that is? would you like a side of epic with that fail?
NeroKR13 0
lol what a noob xD