Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML
Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML
Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, the blinker on my car was broken so I decided to play it safe and drive a different car to work. I guess it wouldn’t have mattered which car I drove, as the cop nicely told me one of the headlights was out when he pulled me over. FML
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lettertjes 0
You so deserve it for driving while you KNOW you're drunk enough to swerve.
dessaye 19
Don't drink and drive; you might spill the drink.
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Comments (111)
BlaiseTheCraze 0
what does that have to do with your crappy driving?
olivesaur 0
He was really drunk, but the cop pulled him over for the tail light. OP - Dude, you know you ALWAYS answer no to those questions. Antiflood can suck it.
ImaginaryFoe 1
OP thought he was being pulled over for bad driving but he was actually pulled over for having a broken tail light. YDI. If you weren't drunk, you wouldn't be volunteering damaging information. Hope you got arrested.
Ninyah 0
Better yet, beat him to it. Before he has a chance, ask him why you were pulled over.
DerangedFox 0
As a defense lawyer friend of mine always says, "DONT CONFESS!"
FreeRunn3r 12
Lmao! WOW! Really sucks for ya mate.
knibbsy 4
Huge YDI for trying to think you could score with her by being honest. Yeah, women like honesty, but they usually are more concerned if a guy is retarded before anything else. That's what you get for trying to bite your ear while driving.
JesusSavesLives 0
what does it matter that it was a female cop?
maxdashz 0
"Do you know why you were pulled over?" "Yes" "Well, are you going to say it?" "Do you want me to?" "Not really, that's not normal" "I don't care" "No, it's best if you don't" "No, I'm telling" "Please don't" "I will, I don't care" "No, I want to say it" And then at the same time- (You-I've-have-been-a broken-dwiving-taillight-dwunk) And a song-Naaah.
cae0n 0
why do cops even ask you why they poles you over
klsyy 0
Cops would not assume an "alcohol problem" before issuing a breathalyzer and other tests. This whole thing seems quite unlikely.
klsyy 0
oh wait, nevermind, read the FML wrong. You're a ******* moron for driving drunk.
rohosoccer08 1
you're a dumbass for driving drunk, that was incredibly dumb to tell her that too!
Reyo 2
It's, like, rule number 1 that you don't admit ANYTHING when asked questions by authority figures, bro. It's always a trap...ALWAYS.
JoeMamas 0
Like Chris Rock says, "when pulled over, SHUT THE **** UP!"
MarkSeattle 0
seriously. never admit to anything. talking can only hurt, never help. and don't drive drunk....
ninjacapo 2
y did u say tht? say idk cop cuz im sooo sexy
anlhawks 5
first a field sobriety test then the breathalyzer op really shoulda jus kept his mouth shut.
pipp360 0
33 has a LOT of time on his hands
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
38, b/c morons like this one fall for it.
whitehawk_fml 0
yay do it man op a dumb ass
okiidokii_fml 6
The cop is dumb. If he was swerving his car wouldn't the cop notice? Oh no, he noticed just The back of the car? WTH?
Ilikepie82479 20
Always remember the 5th amendment
Olympian94 0
stupid flood protection...
the_pan1c 5
play dumb until the end man!
IchbinSyn 0
Agreed that's the only sane thing to do deny deny
Tenjin 0
Maybe she didn't notice his crappy driving and pulled him over for the light. He told her about the alcohol problem. I'm guessing he was charged with a DWI.
legonut4 0
YDI for leaving trash on your car
tencentsakiss 19
wrong fml 32
mrguy266 0
Hahahahahahaha
claireful 4
DWI?
tsim_fml 0
109- driving while intoxicated
RufusCade 7
YDI for driving when you have a drinking problem. Moron!
TurboTalon 0
Well this comment is retarded.. I have a drinking problem but never drive drunk, but according to you I shouldn't drive at all? Yeaaa ok.
radmuffin 12
Looks like you're the moron #7.
dessaye 19
Don't drink and drive; you might spill the drink.
paperisuseful 0
brilliantv advice
dareaper30 0
I like the way u think
aardvarkish 17
I always say, "Isn't this just routine?"
flippyyfeatherr 0
hahaha female cops na im jk
noseasmamon 0
they took our jobs!!??!?!!!?!?
skater847 0
61 shut up because there are a lot of female cops who can do the job just as well. Andrea penoyer from police women of broward could probably tackle you easily. I hope you have a run in with one soon so you can see that women can do the job just as well as men can.
heyyyaubrey 9
you ******* idiot..its from a goddamn south park episode jesus how dumb can one person be.. also FEMINIST
fookyouu 0
you deserve to get a ticket just for saying that you dickk
getlowman13 0
just act clueless it works everytime!!!!!!!!!