Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
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Top comments
tyrob911 0
lol talk about the timing. I wouldn't believe too since it's April fools day. tell him again tomorrow
fisheatsbear 6
April fools :D
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fisheatsbear 6
April fools :D
jimmie505 0
whats the big deal
tabaleah 0
oooh that sucks
mfmylifesrsly 30
congrats OP! I <3 babehs :D
thatsoviciouS 0
Congrats!
Tigg3r 3
Tell him tomorrow.
skeez_fml 0
when will people learn, either you should've told him yesterday or wait til tomorrow.
Scorpitarrius 0
Name the baby April haha. Btw, wassup mfmylife? Lol.
killerbeee01 0
congratz!!
Hated_By_FML 0
ydi for getting knocked up
Blue_Coconuts 7
Mozeltoff!
bmalley 0
and I bet you'd tell him it's not his either, but he still won't believe you cause it's April fools. but again you're not kidding.
Snugglez 0
you have been late over three weeks and your just telling him now on April fools day? yea I'm sorry but your an idiot
NuyoRicanGirl 3
why didn't u tell him yesterday OP??? It was already 2 weeks and 6 days late. YDI for waiting to tell him today no one will believe u :-s So yes do what everyone here is telling u go with him and buy a pregnancy test. Good luck I hope for the best and if u are preg. congrats
llcooljoey 0
oooohh that Is JUST such a BAD day. ( note my saracasm)
LookinLikeDrake 0
8 lol as much as the horror that would bring me if I was the guy . the I <3 babehs was cute
xxrogerthatxx 19
it means she is pregnant dumb fck
pipp360 0
ungrateful bitch
meatballslicer 0
hahaha happy April fools day your preggers!
rohosoccer08 1
haha I was going to play that as an April fools joke last year but decided against it... 6 days later i missed my period and now I have a beautiful little girl! lol
thelovedoctor101 0
haha your not married your childs gunna be a bastard lol
rohosoccer08 1
they could get married before the babys born... that's what I did with my son!
guyy22 0
she's a ***** it's people like you we don't need
DonkeyDelight 0
8, orly? I <3 boobehs.
Emmmmm55 0
OMG how will u ever live
luckymay 0
it means she prego
HHH1234 3
wow you're pretty
skid1996 0
r u serious? u don't know what that means? what r u, 12?
CalebEatsZombies 2
GUESS WHO'S GOT A EGG!!!! In their pants
PandasRtheShit 0
Lol
22cute 17
He'll believe you eventually, won't he?
tyrob911 0
lol talk about the timing. I wouldn't believe too since it's April fools day. tell him again tomorrow
YUMmMm 0
haha neither wud I!
Sun_Kissed18 25
Really? That's a serious thing. That's why I hate this day
playalovegame 0
preggggerrrrssss. haha ydi for not using protection!
AziraLevana 2
She might have used protection. Condoms can break, and sometimes the Pill doesn't work. Nothing's failsafe (not even abstinence, according to Christianity...).
silverskin 1
Even Mary got knocked up while abstaining...
ktbird 0
No need for the sarcastic religious insults. Considering the odds of bearing the next Lord's child would be somewhere around 1 in many billions of people...
emilylikescake 0
Whoa, Mary did not get knocked up! God just suddenly made her preggs with his awesome powers 'n' stuff. So SHUT UP you atheist!
P_Mitch_M 0
Tell him again tomorrow - He might believe you since it isn't April Fools Day
MP_Officer1990 0
He played the April Fools on you when he said he pulled out in time...YDI!
sierralem 3
LOL, that would mean everyday is April Fools Day for the OP's boyfriend!
MP_Officer1990 0
the sad thing is...I know people that act that like lol
therealjb99 7
ur cool since u like the longhorns.
devious_prizm 0
Ahhhh here's a thought, pregnancy test?
deannagarcia 0
how is this an fml. just tell him tomorrow
rockintothebeat 0
because she is pregnant
caitea 0
he'll believe you when you show him the positive pregnancy test!
darkmis1 18
He'll probably think it's a fake test.
pandemic_fml 0
Not if they go buy it together. Let him pick the store and test.
k_love2010 0
And hold it while she pees on it.
KurouTenshi 0
then he can use it to stir his Jack and coke, he'll need plenty of them to cope with the fact that he's gonna be a daddy!!
darkmis1 18
^Baileys!
BadPinkKitty07 0
maybe your period is pranking you? april fools!