Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Top comments
zuriyahe 0
Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...
softballG 0
you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.
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Comments (246)
SirtTerrythe3rd 0
I'm guessing your mouth hurts during your period too. no? stfu.
pmejia27 0
hahaha a period is menstrual cycle not a dot what??? xD
fairies633 8
ydi for having and idiot as a boyfriend.
Ucla_cupcake 0
Secluded much? I'm guessing so...
shath18 0
you can have sex while on your period. quite sure it won't injure you.
alphaxzero 0
YDI for dating a mentally challenged guy and conplaining about it.
rsxtine 0
a little blood never hurt nobody.. takes a real man to do it though haha.. sex on the rag is the hottest, when it's not the heavy day lmao.. is it just me cause I get horny on my rag = wait it's not just on my rag haha =P
enkounter 0
wow...sry to hear that OP
bacondude 0
what re you talking about??! periods are the best time to have sex because there is no risk of pregnancy,and girls are extra horny during their time of the month. I mean as long as ur bf can get over the weird factor of there being some blood there's no other real concern...but fyl for having an idiot for a boyfriend hahaha
transcedental 18
You are wrong. You can get pregnant.. but i have to agree about the hornyness.. anyway, OP x_X you shouldn't be embarrassed, since he is your boyfriend .. poor guy :) in my country we don't have health class, but he lives in London o.o anyway, no need to be ashamed of explaining that ;)
protooler31 0
this is exactly why Sex Ed is totally necessary, and abstinence programs need to die.