Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
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Top comments
Sea_shelle 12
Likes it a little bit too rough?
agirls_heart 5
Well if she's so uncaring about it, you should now know she's not worth it...
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Comments (137)
martin8337 36
Dump her. The next go around with a new girl will be much better.
snugglesMcGee199 23
I'm sorry that she was so horrible OP. A first time should be special because, well, you kind of remember it forever.
Ashley868 10
Time for a new girlfriend. She sounds psycho. She'd probably be the violent type in a fight.
zoegirl_455 30
How would she enjoy it also if she was too busy giving you death glares? That girl doesn't make sense...
kumarina 35
Noneone first time is great, sweet maybe, but not great, she really have to understand that,
redwaygirl 5
BATS?
UnluckyLolfire 15
If your girlfriend is going to be abusive like that, then you are better off finding a new one.
Not_Impressed13 9
Find someone else to lose your v-card to.
pensacolalady 10
Wow!
Enslaved 38
Okay understanding you're a virgin and may not know any better but. . . What happened to foreplay? You could have kissed and touched etc... for hours and then your 30 seconds of sticking it in wouldn't have mattered as much. Learn and learn fast!
monnanon 14
maybe he did do all that but his girlfriend is just a cow.