Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML
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Top comments
thaprodigy_07 0
well tell them the ring was fake!
Some___Guy 0
Unemployed? Sounds like the perfect time to waste money on pranks.
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Comments (98)
Jonesy_fml 0
Wow, so how long were you living with your parents before you pulled that retarded prank?
LightWater 0
The only answer you need is too long.
audreyohhh 0
first!!
Freeze_fml 17
First attempt failure.
Nic_hole 0
...well then
tdoublet 0
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man your parents suck why would they do that to their kid man I'd shove my foot so far up their butt they'd be crappin my shoe out for weeks
ily1210 10
that has got to be the funniest comment ive read in a while. and niceee prank OP, YDI......
idkweird 0
@#4: Yeeeeeah and Im sure that would make them FAR more likely to continue letting you live there.
Azura94 0
this is why i hold on to my recipts........ :/
thaprodigy_07 0
well tell them the ring was fake!
redshortsx 0
why would you do that that's not even a good prank unless your like 16. but even then why
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for being texan
bombchelle 0
agreed!
Freeze_fml 17
Kill yourself.
betseyville 6
i agree. roll tide
rishaa143 0
definitely agreed!
MysteryJoker 5
"only steers and queers come from Texas, private CowBoy and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down"
funkyfreshpanda 0
@50 You sir, win +1 internets! (I'm texan so I can say this :D)
mct_1087 27
YDI for being racist, #9
mshafty 0
You should have picked up a resume at target instead of a fake ring moron!! Though you sound so pathetic I doubt they would hire you.
katius_fml 2
why would you pick up a resume? wouldn't you drop off a resume? It always cracks me up when people write comments insulting the OP without actually proofreading what they're saying themselves.
erinlpx 0
They probably meant "application form".
davidhasmorefun 0
ummm. your parents suck. you should tell them that they can't make you without a notice of eviction. that will piss them off.
idkweird 0
And obviously pissing them off will make them more sympathetic to the OPs troubles.
Sacurason 0
It's senseless trying to argue with this generation. I know. I'm part of it