Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
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liljon3 0
so you think without even asking you out, he would send a relationship request?
mEeLa_fml 0
FYL for having a crush on someone who would ask you out via facebook...
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Comments (103)
Douse22 0
fail lol
ChrisWasHere 0
Agreed. Facebook fails as well, my friend.
easylazy 0
"Sorry, I meant the HOTT Catherine."
cartering 0
If he's your crush, then he's not in a relationship with you. People don't get asked out over facebook's relationship status. YDI for being too stupid to not immediately realize that this was either a mistake or a cruel joke
realworldready 0
Exactly. Definite YDI. And, btw, even more pathetic than not realizing this is that you were actually excited to be asked out this way (or at least think you were).
englishmuffin 0
I second that notion. He's your crush; there's no indication that you've been going out. Why would he request a relationship with you through Facebook instead of asking you in person first? Didn't you think that was weird? Sorry, YDI because you got your own hopes up.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
op sounds like a ******* loser
liljon3 0
so you think without even asking you out, he would send a relationship request?
uneekfreak16 0
I agree, I would feel like something was up if I got a relationship request from a crush but we had never gone on any dates.
lyndis_fml 0
My thoughts exactly. Nobody would send a relationship request without talking about it first. YDI for being dumb and desperate to think he liked you.
randomgirl1234 20
#14: sounds a bit harsh...
cardboardtastes 0
awh :[
mEeLa_fml 0
FYL for having a crush on someone who would ask you out via facebook...
darkmis1 18
He didn't ask her out.
Aulo 0
But she thought he did, so he must be the kind of person where this situation is plausible.
starburst7596 14
Or she's an idiot.
lmmmr 0
About time to move on.
Ron_fml 0
myspace is better :p don't worry it could have been worse
rcbarnes 24
LMAO! MySpace...
krispykreem 0
Well did you accept it?
erroneousx2 0
That's what I wanna know.
Izabushel 65
Me too!
sophie1070 0
LMAO!! haha i agree with #4!!
spoonboy 0
If he did something like that for real, you would definitely not want to go out with him anyway. Lame lame lame.
Nacirema20 0
aww, that sux... :-/ FYL