Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
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Top comments
Sea_shelle 12
Likes it a little bit too rough?
agirls_heart 5
Well if she's so uncaring about it, you should now know she's not worth it...
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Comments (137)
RoseBlack123 37
She sounds abusive...
toooldforthis 19
She didn't fork a hamster earlier this week, did she?
Zomg_Okay 27
Definitely. OP should get out, fast.
hippo1234 19
23- Sounds like he did...
JuiceyyJae 13
I see what you did there.
TJRou09 10
yes!!!
olpally 33
She's asking way too much from you. Wow. What a bitch :(
sammyjanette 17
It definitely wasn't worded properly. Actually it was worded very rudely, but making sex good for your partner is NOT asking too much. If you can't bring your partner to a "conclusion" with penetration you can use your hand or mouth.
sammyjanette 17
I'm pretty sure that I stated that the girlfriend was rude.
FMLkoala 28
I usually don't like people saying this buuut Dump her
allie2590 31
Unlike for most FMLs, it's justified here.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Somebody like that should not be your girlfriend.
EmsyyyRose13 24
Somebody like that shouldn't be anyone's girlfriend.
BriCx 8
Sorry your first time had to be like that. There's always a first time with someone else though. :) Someone who actually deserves you.
Dropoutkilla 5
Haha it was your first time op dont trip. little trick jerk it before you go in to get in you wont bust so quick.
DrownedMyFish 18
That tip wouldn't help in this situation. OP's problem is not premature ejaculation. He couldn't keep it up because of his girlfriend's death glares.
rememberkids 14
**** I wouldn't be able to keep it up either if I was in OP's situation.
shy_and_bubbly 6
Wow I hope you made her your ex girlfriend no one should put up with that!
rosha267 21
Damn I thought I was crazy...
zombiekitten87 12
Instead of being appreciative that you chose to lose your virginity to her, she decided to berate and harass you... You'd think she'd be pleased she didn't have to worry about all the others you would have been with before her.
jayray313 21
I'm sorry that she didn't make it as fun for you as she expected it to be for her