Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry, and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying, "My body, my rules." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
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haileyrows 26
"My half the rent check, my rules too"
ThatLobster 24
Just say "my body, my rules" back at her and stand in their room, or sit!
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Comments (110)
mortalanemone 3
I'm not sure that's what"My Body My Rules" is used for.
somedude601 10
This is one of the most dickish things I've seen on here
caffeinecat 9
Your room mate sucks. How about doing something to put them off their sex? Like giving a loud commentary of their actions, but make it funny - loud enough to hear wherever they are in the apartment. Maybe it'll even cheer you up a little. Good luck!
Mauer_jon 8
Why didn't you join in ha
AliciaMeow 12
1: It's just a boy. 2: Why should everyone stop their lives for you?
TallMist 32
She wasn't asking her roommate to stop having sex. It's the fact that she wouldn't be quiet and considerate of the OP and was blatantly rude to the OP, knowing she's going through a rough time. "It's just a boy" You never experienced true heartbreak from a relationship have you?
bolingea 9
Should have just started doing her boyfriend and looked at her dumbstruck face and said what? My body my rules
daemonsparta 16
your home your rules. she can go to her bfs place