Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.
wozer 0
sounds like her roommate had it pretty rough too
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Comments (56)
Drakon_fml 7
Don't be hatin.
iJasper 8
O.o
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
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hXcsoccerplaya 0
hah I'm sorry for you. that wasn't your fault, and I can relate to you cause i also had a rough week
wozer 0
sounds like her roommate had it pretty rough too
thatonekid2010 0
hahaha that sucks
dxscorp 0
first but yeah fyl...you shouldve joined them though
Jbiebs82 0
Poor you ur not first... BLUEBERRY PANCAKES!!!!!
perdix 31
A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.
coolsteve 0
YDI for having neighbours
ryguy997 0
6 lives in the middle of nowhere.
ruben7467 0
it's not really a fml unless you can't get action?
Ashleexx 0
yeaah it is , cause she had to listen to it !!
Kureyna 0
That sucks, but who knows what joining them could lead too. XD
Mx_Rider 6
a three sum woulda made ur week a lil better, pretty sure a dick in ur vaj would have lightened u up :D
brenkite 5
Spelling and grammar lessons would have gotten you likes
thebawss 0
hot