Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
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Top comments
bsneeze 0
It's your place too...F*** her
Kat_MS 0
Just say you'll leave when she starts paying for your share of the rent >_>. Its only fair, right? She could have asked you more politely, at the very least.
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Comments (24)
bsneeze 0
It's your place too...F*** her
Kat_MS 0
Just say you'll leave when she starts paying for your share of the rent >_>. Its only fair, right? She could have asked you more politely, at the very least.
AlienMind 0
Sounds like the two of you aren't friends. I would look for a new place to live. I've had roommates who were supposed to be friends that stole stuff when they left. Roommates FTL
alwaysalady 0
I had a roommate who would not only not invite me tothe party, but she would burst into my room, take my soda, paper cups, boyfriend's smokes, candy, remove the movie I was watching from the DVD player, and then remind me to stay in the room. She was a bitch. Move out, get a nicer place, and usurp her party-place position and never invite her. It's what I did.
sillypun 0
one of you has to have serious serious character flaws if you were not invited. I don't know enough for your FML to say who sucks here. Maybe you smell bad and are ugly to look at. Maybe she's a dumb C.U.N.T. and should be put in her place. F the both of your lives.
ridiculous_gnome 0
roombitch... roomwhore... roomho...
ChaosChild 0
Well she's quite the bitch isn't she? You live there too, you have just as much of a right to be there weather she likes it or not.
pewp 5
thats why you don't leave. your name is on the lease too.
CptJackSwallows 0
Call the cops, say they are disturbing the peace.
limabeans 0
This is really messed up, especially cause you were sleeping. I mean if you were studying or something, her party would prolly disrupt you anyway and you could go somewhere else to study... but if she's throwing a party and you're not invited, it shouldn't be in the apartment that you guys share. It's YOUR apartment too. FHerL