junkjunkie
Tauranga, New Zealand
Runt of the Litter
Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23
6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.
Allie614032 34
How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Is that still true today?
Ali Alexandrea 16
ah, a grower not a shower, i see.
real life problems 26
It's not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean!
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
Spoken like a true master.
ThrottleJockey 36
Yeah but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.
real life problems 26
Not if you know how to row properly
PenguinPal3017 19
It's kind of perverted for her to be thinking about that.
Sinshine 28
At birth? Who cares?
Allie614032 34
How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?
tounces7 28
Honestly I'm wondering how she even knows, I mean, that's not exactly something the hospital measures of newborn boys....
RichardPencil 32
You’re obviously not a parent. A parent gets to know their kids’ genitalia far more than they’d like to from all of the diaper changes.
Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16
My son is almost two. With diaper changes every few hours I see his dick more then I see my own.
PenguinPal3017 19
I didn't think about it that way... my friend has a daughter. I help her out, babysit, change the lil girl, etc. I've seen her lady bits more than I've seen anyone else's.
boopingsnoot 25
They actually do measure; there’s even a minimum penis length, and anything shorter is trimmed down and baby is declared a girl.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
boppingsnoot I somehow don't believe that. Did you make that up?
rodfergie 18
This is the internet... You realize some people on here will believe you?
boopingsnoot 25
They actually do measure; there’s even a minimum penis length, and anything shorter is trimmed down and baby is declared a girl.
I'madumbass 19
So, if the penis is too small, then they just do a bunch of transgender stuff and then take it back to the parents and say, "It's a girl"???
tounces7 28
Actually I'm a parent of 5, 2 are boys. However, she said "At birth". So, she'd have had to remember the sizes of 7 boys over probably at least a dozen years of time. Like I've changed tons and tons of diapers and I've still never committed sizes to memory....
Justin Andrews 5
I mean... that's you though. maybe this mom has a greater memory for things that don't matter to her. never know, brains are strange
Donut_Wizard 23
6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.
RichardPencil 32
Get rich and then it won’t matter how tiny it is.
Yudith 28
Things might have changed since then. You are due for another family measuring of the member.