Today, I was startled by my roommate marching a drunk man out of our apartment. Somehow he found his way in complete darkness into the bathroom without alerting me or my dog next to the only door. He mistook the clothes hamper for the toilet. FML
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Nexpecto 28
This is the most spot on reply haha! The scariest part of this whole ordeal is that I was awake but had my eyes closed and still didn't hear a drunk intruder come in. I'm a tetraplegic meaning that I have little use of my arms and none in my legs. I have my bed in the living room so that I still have things to do at night since I am bed bound. Because of my lack of independence, I have caregivers that come in daily to help with my needs. My roommate left the door unlocked around midnight so that he would not have to get up to let my caregiver in on Saturday morning. The last thing we were expecting was a drunk man urinating in the bathroom at 3:15 AM! My dog Bella makes the sweetest pit bull but worst guard because of how friendly she is. As frustrating as it it, we still love her. This was definitely the luckiest I've been in a long time and the last time the door is unlocked at night. If I had been completely alone that night there would have been absolutely no way for me to get his drunk ass out. Thankfully it was just a wasted man looking for a toilet instead of a crack head looking to get his next fix
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patrickalamo 48
Time to start locking your doors...
extrasnipes 22
What kind of ninja is he?
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extrasnipes 22
What kind of ninja is he?
MrConcise 35
If he asked you what he was, you'd tell him "Uri-ninja."
Nexpecto 28
This is the most spot on reply haha! The scariest part of this whole ordeal is that I was awake but had my eyes closed and still didn't hear a drunk intruder come in. I'm a tetraplegic meaning that I have little use of my arms and none in my legs. I have my bed in the living room so that I still have things to do at night since I am bed bound. Because of my lack of independence, I have caregivers that come in daily to help with my needs. My roommate left the door unlocked around midnight so that he would not have to get up to let my caregiver in on Saturday morning. The last thing we were expecting was a drunk man urinating in the bathroom at 3:15 AM! My dog Bella makes the sweetest pit bull but worst guard because of how friendly she is. As frustrating as it it, we still love her. This was definitely the luckiest I've been in a long time and the last time the door is unlocked at night. If I had been completely alone that night there would have been absolutely no way for me to get his drunk ass out. Thankfully it was just a wasted man looking for a toilet instead of a crack head looking to get his next fix
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
At least he didn't mistake your bed for the toilet
VoldooPed 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He was just enjoying some of his freedom, being in the US and all... I'll let myself out considering that made practically no sense. Sorry.
katydid91 31
Just because it's called the Land Of The Free doesn't mean you are free to do whatever you want. Breaking and Entering is still a crime in all 50 states.
Pinkgal123 24
He didn't break. They left it unlocked. Oh the irony.
snowflake_3325 7
Be thankful that's the worst that happened, maybe next time double check that the door is locked. Good thing your roommate doesn't sleep as deeply as you!
CandyPewPewPew 29
You and your dog must be just as drunk as that man.
ThatLobster 24
That's really ruff op. Why woof he do that? Is he barking mad or something? Sorrynotsorry
haileyrows 26
You must have been pretty pissed off
clairesucks 37
No he was very pleased that his clothes had been used as a toilet by a drunk man.
Jdlove2 20
It's a joke "pissed" get it?
Mauskau 36
Something is missing, did he come in with your roommate or just somehow end up in your home? If it was the former, your roommate must be feeling pretty bad for letting that happen, if the latter, you should work on your home security.
rockwrench 18
Agreed #10. How the hell did he get in. Most people lock doors when sleeping. Something is fishy in this story.
MalcolmRodrigues 9
is there at least one comment here voted positive?
Fall3nAngel 23
Yeah, some of the people on here can be really nasty for no good reason.
feven 32
I was just thinking that.
WaltzingPhanthom 23
If a drunk guy can barge into your house, so can a serial killer. And so can I.
domolovesyoshi 33
Are you a serial killer? Because that would kill two birds with one stone.
Ichiya 29
or two roommates with one knife.