AliciaMeow

Miss Vancouver, Canada 29 years-old It's complicated

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Acworth, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Huge fan

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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tdrtnlz 11 May 2013, 06:25 Studley, United Kingdom

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

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watch_corn_dance This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Pontiac, United States

Nailed it

Today, I was being shown how to use a nail gun while applying for a job at a construction company. The instructor shot me in the arm with it. I didn't even get the job. FML

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