Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend broke up with me. She immediately asked if it was because I didn't put out. I'm 15. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML
Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
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Tripartita 45
And that's when it occurred to you why your mother is 30 and your grandmother is 45.
gracehi 33
15 years old and not married yet??? Why in my day, we ladies didn't wait around for silly things like a career and education. No, we had our priorities straight. Psh. You silly younguns. I bet you wear shoes and leave the kitchen too, you uppity girl. Go make that poor old woman some grandbabies right now!
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Aurora94 20
So do 15 year olds not copulate in the us?
gracehi 33
Not like it never happens, but it is illegal in most states. The legal age of consent is typically between 16 and 18, and often with restrictions before the age of 18, such as age limits on sexual partners. Although I've heard the age of consent is as low as 14 in at least one state.
nominaski 25
1, it's more about the grandmother immediately assuming OP was active at a young age than that.
hoosierholla 17
They do (obviously) but it's also pretty young for someone to assume that you are having sex.
GamerMom392 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The ones who have class and self-respect don't.
nominaski 25
29, class and self-respect has nothing to do with sex. You can have both and be sexually active as well.
jvanevery 19
not at 15 grandma is watching too much Jerry Springer
GeeThatSucks 9
#29, I don't think you're qualified to talk on behalf of people with class and self respect.
somedudesomewher 29
Actually being sexually active at a younger age means that you have a not so good family life like not much love from parents or some similar factor which makes you search for other sources of comfort like boyfriends and girlfriends. It doesn't have much to do with self respect or class.
jonjonguapito 15
Different era guys. Im assuming that grandma is from the 70s...
Jay18 22
48 that's like saying a person who gets abused is ******* all the time
gracehi 33
15 years old and not married yet??? Why in my day, we ladies didn't wait around for silly things like a career and education. No, we had our priorities straight. Psh. You silly younguns. I bet you wear shoes and leave the kitchen too, you uppity girl. Go make that poor old woman some grandbabies right now!
izzajaneful 24
She already has grandbabies.
gracehi 33
^Great grandbabies then.
Tripartita 45
And that's when it occurred to you why your mother is 30 and your grandmother is 45.
TacoTheDank 27
I love your comments
Tripartita 45
They love you too… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
shadypalmtree 20
Best comment you've ever made.
Dedski 11
So...yes?
nominaski 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm around the same age, and I don't have sex. Then again, my missing dick might have something to do with it.
Goblin182 27
Unless you are a guy who has had a misfortunate accident that has nothing to do with it.
nominaski 25
I'm transgender, 29.
Sammeydw 22
I'm glad you are happy, with your ID. But sexual ID has almost nothing to do with how much 'you do the deed".
LyricaSilvan 30
Being trans doesn't mean you can't have sex, child. Please grow up.
izzajaneful 24
How is 29 "around the same age" as 15?
Jared900DUmpling 30
I believe he wasnt referring to his age when he said 29, but rather a user number who deleted their comment
MulticoloredSlug 18
Grandma is wild.
Goblin182 27
It is a valid question. I'm not saying you should be sexually active, I'm just saying its a valid question.
tomatosz 23
No, it implies that OP should put out to stay in a relationship. Hence that if she doesn't, it's her fault they broke up.
Goblin182 27
I don't think Granny was implying anything, just asking a question. And since some girls put out at 15, and some boys will break up with a girl because she doesn't put out, its a valid question. If any one thought I was implying that the girl should put out that was all you. I never implied that.
El_Boxeador 14
Or it could've gone like this: G- Is it because you don't put out? Girl- Yes :( G- I thought so... I'm glad he broke up with you because boys like that ain't worth it. Stay true and don't put out unless you're ready. The right person will wait for you ;)
penguinsgaming 18
Don't listen to your grandma. You don't want to end up on the tv show "Teen moms".
kristinjeaneen 21
Lots of 15 year olds are having sex these days, but I'm glad you are not one of them, OP.
muffledpotato 17
She could have been asking in the case that the guy was pressuring you. I know my mother asked that at that age. It's not uncommon. I don't know the full story but I doubt she was asking in a way of saying 'it's your fault you didn't put out'