Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sweet relief
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Let me out of here
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Don't blame me
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Her revenge
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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picklezz123 5
Maybe you shouldve told her why
FreshPairOfNikes 0
Sometimes I like to roll up in a ball under my bed and act like a carrot.
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picklezz123 5
Maybe you shouldve told her why
AnonTheGreat 7
Damn, you've beat me to it.
minisquid 9
The fact that she appears to have the mindset of a little beech is reason enough to break up with her.
LiveLaughFML 10
walk away..don't look back..chin up high..remember, you don't know this person.
Keyman1212 14
Normally people who are on the receiving end of a breakup act in weird ways. I mean, after all, that's someone who they spent almost all of their time with, and did just about everything with.
ShaundraLikeWhoa 0
Hahah! That's what I was thinking too
enonymous 9
I didn't know you were dating Nancy Kerrigan.
yoursucklives 36
souns like she's 14 or something...
Ali_Ridhima541 0
hey nice piq(: idk what this was for sorry
princessbits 17
OP, there's a reason you break up with a girl at her house with the front door open or over the phone. You can getaway easier.
SpaceDementia_fml 4
Gasp, someone understands the shit I'm dealing with right now
Lehk 9
i disagree, she is obviously nuts and in private she may have come at him with a knife of fireplace poker
fakeaccountX 6
85: 14 years or 14 months?
LilHuggles 0
Lol
patebishop 7
52, don't you mean Tonya Harding?
functional 13
ain't nothing but a heartache...
kleider1 9
So I guess breaking up with was a good idea after all
NuTrees 9
Especially since it sounds like it was in a public place. Douche bag deserves that one. He had to of know she was a weirdo.
auntiemomma 0
16- you don't find a lot of strangers in private places so obvs it's a public place
carolinabreathin 0
This gives me great idea for the future.
NuTrees 9
60- depends on what you call a 'private place'. A home is a private place, I can throw a party. A bathroom is a private place and I baked that out with bitches and johns plenty of times before. Obvi duh!
marinus_fml 20
I think it's pretty self explanatory. Because she's weird!
hottay7164 18
Maybe they were going out for a long time and she was really upset?? Or she's over dramatic... Haha
sara117 0
Very much so. It sounds like she just wanted to humiliate herself more.
sxe_beast 11
I think the word you're looking for is PSYCHOTIC. "Weird" doesn't even begin to cover what that girl is...
StoryOfTheYear 15
My guess is her mind was not very stable, at least at the moment, if she yells WHY!?! at random people going by. The only sympathy she gets from me is that I'm sure ending a relationship must suck.
66mustangrocks 4
Have any of you ever been in love? When you're with someone for awhile and they break up with you, your whole world crashes down and leaves you empty. Obviously OP is a heartless dick if he felt nothing about the breakup
sxe_beast 11
Way to jump to conclusions 59. I'm pretty sure he felt emotions and other things, but like a civilized human being he was able to control himself.
elmousey 5
Well put 59, based on the replies you can tell a lot of these people have never been in any relationship. I'm amazed that people think this girl is psychotic simply because she's heartbroken and showing emotion. Most relationships don't end like "Hi! I've brought you to this public place and I want to break up with you ok?" "Yea ok, bye! Have a good day!"
StoryOfTheYear 15
71- I, for one, wouldn't use the word psychotic to describe her. I simply saw this as an unnecessary reaction. There are a lot of things we can consider an emotional reaction. While we shouldn't be emotionless zombies, we shouldn't let our emotions control us. Yes, I see this is a delicate situation, but do you not see this big of a reaction as unnecessary at all? Also, this would more than likely have been handled better in a private place. Bad planning on OPs part.
jemiller226 13
Maybe he broke up with her because he was tired of the childish emotional outbursts, and he figured that doing it in public might be a way to prevent another embarrassing outburst. Either way, if this is how she reacts to disappointment, he made the right move. What if there was an emergency? You think that clown would be able to handle herself in it? Yeah, I doubt it.
CMichael 0
62- Almost every comment made on FML is an assumption. We only know about 0.03% of the actual situation in a post.
shelbygordon44 7
59, is that a schecter? And umm OP, I think she was a tad bit on the crazy side. Just saying.
66mustangrocks 4
62-if he felt any emotion like love for this girl, it wouldn't be an fml an he woulnt be embarrassed by it 101- you call having your heart broken and reacting like that childish? Put yourself in the girls shoes and tell me she's childish. 141-hell yea :) it's a Schecter C7 Hellraiser FR :) the pic was taken just after it came out of the box, all shiny and new lol
shelbygordon44 7
184- my lead guitarist has the same guitar haha. He's buying a synyster gates custom soon.
66mustangrocks 4
Nice! It's the best guitar I've played so far haha
bluevayero 42
you dont think she got a clue for the reason?
MrHughJass 0
Cool Story Bro.
MsSoulReaper 27
I see why you broke up with her.
flamegrilled123 3
Probably because op's girlfriend doesn't let him go to strip clubs and makes up excuses to get mad at him
iheartbewbies 0
65 - Yeaaaahh no.... Noob
ollie179 21
That's when you shout "Does anyone know this pschyo maniac?".
maddylovesu 5
no. thats when you go up to her face and yell "YOU KNOW WHY!!"
mfjkr 10
8th!!
FreshPairOfNikes 0
Sometimes I like to roll up in a ball under my bed and act like a carrot.
TheBigFailer 0
Hahaha dumber than a puddle of horse cum, but I laughed at your comment
decidedlyvague 11
sometimes I like to hide inside a giant brown sack and scream potato
swinglifeaway123 8
Sometimes I sit on my hand till it gies numb, so when I **********, it's like it's someone else.
kut19 6
You would never have known that trick if it wasn't for Family Guy.
treeboi 0
Sometimes I watch you do that...
CMichael 0
33- "Die potato!"
Alysin 14
Sometimes I lay on people and pretend I'm a blanket.
Insane_Tea 15
Sometimes I like to wear a skin tight green body suit and pretend I'm a stalk of sugar ca.ne
dickydickman 0
Sometimes I poop and pretend to wipe
madibrielle212 0
Sometimes I go to walmart and curl up in the fetal position and pretend to cry and tell everyone I need my Teddy bear.
writergirl23 19
If a carrot is curly...
decidedlyvague 11
I don't know what a gies is, but I think you're doing it wrong.
TheBigFailer 0
If I was a stranger walking by I would have raped her!
ihatecondoms 12
This is why we cant have nice things
StoryOfTheYear 15
Must have a very low window or no wall for her to be able to yell at strangers while sitting on the floor...
yazmi_09 3
Or she's sitting on the floor outside, or in a public place, just a thought, I could be wrong though
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well, it's not considered a floor once you are outside, but my first thought was that it was at either of their houses or apartments. I don't see why he would break up with her in a public place either. I'm sure it happens, but that wasn't my first thought. My apologies.
Hockeyboy4280 18
No, it's still considered a floor if you're inside a public place (like a restaurant). perfect example, a casino refers to their gamblicg section as "the main FLOOR". Anyways, moving on. As for breaking up in a public place, a lot of people do it so there's no scene caused. People tend to carry themselves differently around other people, trying to keep a sense manners and etiquette. However, this backfired on OP. Breaking up publicly also prevents danger...
StoryOfTheYear 15
44- LOL... I said "outside". Obviously I consider a public building to be not outside. I do leave my house every so often, contrary to popular belief. Also I quite clearly said my first thought was not of them breaking up in a public building. I followed this by "My apologies" which probably can be interpreted to mean I saw that I was wrong. Your entire comment is quite redundant, sir.
MsKittyKatWeber 10
Omg! Give it a rest! This is the stupiest string of comments I have ever read!
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ Lol @ stupiest
MsKittyKatWeber 10
Just wanted to see if you'd actually catch it ;) LOL- stupidest string of comments continued...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Good thing that was actually a trap. Or you'd have made your comment look quite unintelligent. :P
Hockeyboy4280 18
45, I thought you meant "it's not considered a floor once you're outside" meaning outside of your house or apartment. My mistake, misinterpretation.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yay, someone who actually admits a ****-up. :D Thanks bro.
Hockeyboy4280 18
Lol no problem