Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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btstig 11
It's Christmas. You're going to wake up with your family. Keep your mind on the positive shit.
esp_superstar 10
Well at least they listened to you, some parents just ignore that sort of thing. FYL:(
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esp_superstar 10
Well at least they listened to you, some parents just ignore that sort of thing. FYL:(
sens3sfailing 25
They probably think she is just going all Taylor Swift again.
N3766 20
#32, She is just too mainstream nowadays, they need something more dramatic like Celine Dion.
sens3sfailing 25
It had nothing to do with her being mainstream, but always singing of break ups...I wasn't saying play Taylor Swift.
N3766 20
I was referring to "All By Myself" by Celine Dion, had nothing to do with the play.
sens3sfailing 25
What play? I was saying play as in the way they played all by myself
SweetasCandy0609 28
I'm sure parents thought it would be funny even though it wasn't, it's his loss and someone else's gain
m0rr1s 3
What if its her loss instead?
rhaemese 9
25, you're really not good at comforting people are you?
CharresBarkrey 16
Reminds me of the episode of The Office when Kevin gets dumped and Michael tells him "You don't deserve her."
btstig 11
It's Christmas. You're going to wake up with your family. Keep your mind on the positive shit.
Marvin_Kay 10
Lol who ever did it has a sence of humor
geekpower_fml 28
But not a *sense of humour.
robo_thunder 13
Right after a break up those kinds of things aren't very funny.
capper44 18
#14 & 34 : seriously you need to look on internet if there is any medicine, which will help you guys understand SARcASm .....
CharresBarkrey 16
37 - There is no medicine for understanding poor grammar, as is clearly displayed by yourself.
TheFirstSamurai 18
Subtle reminders like this make you appreciate what you have.
Sandsh8rk 36
Looks like you are going to have to be down on yourself, rather than down with your boyfriend.
clueless05 12
If that song's playing, you might as well just go all out with a Bridget Jones Diary style sing-a-long!
bwzwally8 15
Keep your head high you will get through it just stay positive and try and not let it get to you. I know you do not know me but if you ever need anybody to talk send me a message ill be more than happy to listen.
dirton89 7
That's actually kinda cute. I'm pretty sure they were trying to cheer you up... Merry Christmas to you and everyone else!! :)
misanmiqi13 6
they wanted to cheer you up ？