Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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Comments (422)
icadragoon 11
I don't understand why this is a FML, I have weirder conversations with my family. Periods are much worse then an errection, guys can go in the bathoom and jerk it and it goes away, the stain on the underwear (depending on how bad it is) never will. it sucks even more if the girl is wearing white, cause then you stick out like a sore thumb.
icadragoon 11
Not all the time, but still we deal with periods our whole lives (till we hit menopause (sp?)) guys only are serverly embarassed by boners through school and that's it (unless they just have really bad luck).
lil_miss_shorty 2
Who is stupid enough to wear white when their period is due? It's just asking for trouble...
ibitehard 9
Uh HELLO??? Are you serious??? Periods aren't always regular it could be early or late, and then what, WHERE'S YOUR LOGIC NOW?!?
lil_miss_shorty 2
You can tell when your period is due. There's back ache, stomach ache/cramps, headache, sore breasts, PMS etc. Usually at least one of these symptoms comes up shortly before you start to give you a warning. If you're irregular you ought to be controlling it with the pill or something anyway so that you don't have these little accidents. There's never an excuse to be unprepared for your period.
porter12 0
you're kidding right. yea I have a boner in class let me just go into the schools bathroom go in a stall and start jerkin off to the wall to make my boner go away.... no you're stupid
Freeze_fml 17
Well, you know us guys. Going potty to jerk off every now and then. Good thing we only get boners at a certain time of the month, right?
joa76 3
250: If you're in high school, you'd almost HAVE to have parental permission to get on the pill (the only exception being if you go to Planned Parenthood, and only a small percentage of people live near one). So what about the people who 1. are incredibly irregular, 2. don't have any signs (like you mentioned) beforehand (which a LOT of people don't), and 3. have parents who won't let them take birth control or are afraid to ask them? Also, being unprepared means not having any pads or tampons "just in case." But you can get your period in class, have a teacher who won't let you leave, and not be able to do anything about it, even if you yourself are completely prepared.
s2kman 0
period would be worse for sure..atleast boners last for a few mins and they dnt just pop up wen ur walking and how often do u stand up in front of ur class?? imagine havin a wet feeling down there durin class.
life_hates_you 0
Wait, how is this an FML? I think it's like asking which came first, the chicken, or the egg? Noone will ever really know the answer. Now, onto more important things! #11 what was the absolute best way to kill a zombie?
RadAtThis01 0
are you old enough to know what a woman's period is or can you even get boners??
im_awsome 2
o don't consider this an Fml but the period it's worse cuz boners go away I believe.. unless it happens at the end of the class lmao
laxbro2393 0
what did your family decide?
sillybabee 3
isn't that just lovely
aardvarkish 17
Taste Great! Less Filling! Oh Hi There....
berg54 0
Nothing wrong with the convo. That's what family is for but definitely the boner.
xchrist 0
how is a boner abad thing