Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Wrong end of the stick
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML
Senpai Noticed
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
My body hates me
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Something
Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something?" I asked. I was not expecting the answer, "A period mural." FML
Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML
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Airman1988 9
I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
Pentium_4 27
*cuts both wrists* i'll tell you in a week
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ICATiger 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Their's a party in my pants and you're invited
Keyman1212 14
I didn't get the invitation, nobody loves me :'(
kbtoyz69 9
Maybe it's a party for vampires.
paiken21 0
I got invited muahahahahahaha
dirtroadboy 7
Do women really not notice when they start o.O
DjeePee 25
Mostly we do. Sometimes we don't. Being asleep is often a tricky situation, but since OP probably wasn't sleeping, I think she sat in a a special position were she was unable to notice that her pants slowly got wetter. Maybe she sat with her legs open, who knows.
dirtroadboy 7
23, Oh I never really knew. Just hope she wasn't wearing white! hah
mom2pen 4
There's
girl112891 7
I HATE it when that happens! The school I went to sold pads in the nurses office. It's a good thing I never wear white pants.
Discombobulated9 12
#20 Not all the time; which usually results in humiliating consequences. I tend to find that it's easier to read the signs of an upcoming period as you get older. When you're younger though, you can misinterpret those signs. When I was in my teens I didn't realize I was 'On' twice; I've never been so embarrassed. Now, I always seem to know; I'm able to read my bodily changes a lot easier and keep on track. Some girls always know, it's just one those things.
sprinklecakes 4
63 is right, when I was a lot younger I had no idea. It takes time to read your body's signs.
kevsnev 7
Awkward moment when Bella gets her period and Edward is a vampire.
HogwartsDropout7 0
I know this is gonna be thumbed down, but *there's.
GrandmaPearl 0
Not really... I just get a tingly feeling and if I don't notice the tingly feeling then I'm shit outta luck :P
kickboxingchick 5
No, they really don't notice when they start. Don't you think if they did they would get a pad or tampon before it went through their pants, genius?
TheDrudgeChild 4
114 - that comment along with that profile picture just gave me a horrid mental image.
attaboy368 20
sometimes and dude that is the absolute worst! I really feel for this kid
GovernorGeneral 8
Ew lol. A girl in my class got up once and her chair was covered in some red stuff. Me and this guy were the only ones that saw it. But then another person came and sat on it. Im pretty sure it was that girls period...but eww Dx Feel bad for OP. its funny how the dude told Op about it xD
Ninetales247 2
if bella already turned into a vampire, she wouldn't be going through puberty, but still, lol
Ninetales247 2
that was for #95
Airman1988 9
I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
Shelbyyyyyyy 4
It just means we are muchh stronger than men (; could youu bleed for 7 days and not die?
Pentium_4 27
*cuts both wrists* i'll tell you in a week
The_Great_Bevis 3
Hey I'd trust a women and they bleed throughout most their life's
mrszane93 5
It's blood from released eggs that aren't being fertilized. It's not blood that we actually need. It's like guys who ejaculate sperm. If you never do, your sperm will build up, right? Except our eggs release on their own.
Shelbyyyyyyy 4
27-k thanks(: be sure to get back to me.
Airman1988 9
I'm gonna stop the period bleeding explanation comments now, this is a line from a Southpark episode, if you don't watch it you wont get it. I am aware of how&why periods happen/work so spare me any further explanation.
mrszane93 5
Ohhh. I heard it before but forgot about it. I still hope my explanation helped lol.
Airman1988 9
Its ok I just thought I would throw that out there before explanations got too detailed or people thought I was stupid LOL.
girl112891 7
Lmao the blood isn't what releases the egg (though the egg is relesed at the same time). The blood builds up to develop a baby. Once the egg isn't used the body releases blood before it goes bad. And then builds again. You're chances of getting pregnant is less while on a period.
Savra_fml 17
#30, sorry but I have to step in here. Only the first 3 words of your comment are correct. Google, biology texts/teacher, etc, may help you find the right reasons why this happens. I give you an A for effort, though.
marpay 11
21- that baby picture is too freaking adorable.
Tsunami87 17
The bs coming from girls about their periods is killing me. Looks like its going to take a man to set things straight. The blood comes from the endometrium which is inside lining the womb. During your cycle it builds up preparing for fertilisation and when the egg isn't fertilised it doesn't implant. Then the lining sloughs off during your period, along with the egg. Takes approximately 7 days in most ladies. Now please stop writing rubbish in here. Lolz at the "blood building up for the baby comment"
Airman1988 9
LOL go figure the post becomes a learning experience about periods anyway.
Tsunami87 17
Also, lol at 30- saying the eggs bleed. Also what do you think happens to our sperm when it builds up? Massive balls? No it gets broken down. Still, you have great imaginations!
mrszane93 5
I have a baby and I know the eggs don't have the blood. I was just saying that you bleed when they release. I read all the books on it and knew I create more blood to support the baby. I just worded it wrong. SORRY if I led you the wrong way. Sheesh
Savra_fml 17
#29, let's say a period lasts on average 5-7 days, at a rate of one per month, this equals to about 2-3 months through the course of the year, or 16.6 - 25%. For a woman to bleed throughout most of her life, she would have to live for only 3-5 months. Or if you mean they have their period most their lives, closer to just a 1/3 of their life would be more accurate. [I can tutor for €20/hour]
iliketurdles 7
You can have several imaginations? Sounds like you have a good imagination.
DocBastard 40
Tsunami, thanks for the explanation. I was too busy bashing my head against my steering wheel to correct her. *continues bashing*
gundamexia 0
tsunami87 is the only one correct about period blood origins here.
choshaki 8
#55 thanks for the clarification, but there's no need to be sexist about how it takes a man to explain this. I don't understand why people comment on these things when they have no idea what they are talking about. Leave it for people like DocBastard to explain it for you.
mrszane93 5
Do you not see that I didn't mean the eggs bleed or the blood is what releases it? I already explained the misinterpretation.
Trisomy18 4
55- to bad you can't spell fertilized ...
mrszane93 5
I didn't say anything like your balls get huge. You just have a higher sperm count....
mrszane93 5
Why the thumbs down people. I wasn't trying to give a full explanation on the reason for a period. I just talked around it. It's not that damn serious.
falon142012 22
too bad you can't use the correct form of too.
hewdud 0
Your an idiot.
DocBastard 40
Trisomy18 - I'm going to show you "DocBastard's Easy 3 Step Program To Avoid Looking Like A Dumbass". Ready? Step 1: Go to google and look up "British English". Step 2: Realise that the entire English-speaking population outside the US spells certain words slightly differently than you. Step 3: Come back here and apologise to Tsunami. That's it! Easy, right?
Laurenlou 24
I honestly cannot believe the number of women on here that do not have the correct explanation for a period. And as for the men... I guess that's knowledge for the sake of knowledge. However, I do not feel like arguing on a website, so come on ladies, Google it!!
Dracoboxer357 36
Trisomy18, he did spell it right. There's more than one way to Correctly spell more than a handful of words depending where you hail from. Ever notice honor and honour? Color and colour? Even that little difference occurs on the same North American continent, from USA to Canada. And now adding an edit to this as I realized that DocBastard already explained this, and he did it better than I did. :P Bleh.
dumboears 8
This whole thread was ridiculously hilarious to read. How do people not even know what's going on with their own bodies?!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Honestly, ladies? You get your period every month. Haven't you ever wondered how it works? A few of these answers.. Oh my god. My faith in the value of knowledge in society is dwindling. Come on, ladies.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Why would 12 year old girls ask their mothers about this stuff, when they can just ask FML?
4wow4 0
lol that made me lol!!! But I didn't get any of that
drooller 9
If fertilization doesn't occur, the corpus luteum starts to degenerate, that's around day 28, the levels of progesterone and estrogen go down (because the corpus luteum was the one maintain the hormones' high levels), the endometrium,which is the inner lining of the uterus, breaks as it was the progesterone maintaining it,causing periods.( the estrogen is to stimulate the repair and development of the endometrium incase u get knocked up, also when the levels go down,follicle stimulating hormone is not inhibited anymore which enables the cycle to repeat itself) A girl had to set things right on behalf of all the other girls :)
saksxalmo 20
#2 -- I don't trust anything with two functioning heads, so I guess we're even. :)
drooller 9
Sorry for the smarty-pants lesson btw..I had to let my genius shine :D
efynsien 1
101-because that would eliminate the point. People on fml or simply trying to correct the wrong for the sake of them knowing. Eventually docbastard and tsunami would be overcome.
kickboxingchick 5
#101~ That made me laugh.
princessbits 17
118, I like your effort but I did not understand a word you just wrote.
effedml 5
120 - You just gave me the answer to why I treat men the way I do. "I don't trust anything with two functioning heads."
drooller 9
126- don't worry, you'll learn all about it if you take a-level biology I think :)
cherryypiiee 0
I don't trust anything that two heads and one brain! Hehe
Tsunami87 17
DocBastard and Draco, thanks for the good d in my absence. You're absolutely correct about variations on certain words like fertilisation, hell my phone autocorrects to the s every time. Seems like trisomy18 hasn't gotten past step 1 - googling British English Oh well, I didn't hold my breath. I just hope people have realised blood doesn't build babies and eggs don't bleed until they go bad *buries hand in face*
taradeborde87 3
#76, mrszane93, everything you're posting is very wrong, maybe you should just stop...Sorry... :)
cup_of_squirrels 6
Pssssst: number eighty-one, it's actually you're, just letting you know.
ElementalDragon 2
Sorry, but I have to say your tutoring would probably suck. You even said it yourself... 16.6-25% of a year... so how exactly would that be closer to 1/3 of one's life? Think you mean 1/4?
Savra_fml 17
#181, if a lady has her period for an average of 30 years, and lives for 90 years, then 1/3 is correct. 1/4 would mean women would have to live for about 120 years. Also, I said it was closer to this than "most of their lives". The percentages I stated were the period rate in a year, not a lifetime. Re-read if you must, and then come back to apologise. I'm waiting. [I can tutor math and biology. Packs are available]
theDOGgoesIDGAF 0
It's so sad how most girls don't know why the hell it is that we bleed :p ahaha lol. Thanks to the people who talk without having a clue about half the crap they are typing, don't judge all girls because a few of them don't know how there bodies work.
theDOGgoesIDGAF 0
Mrszane you really don't know how the women's body works, so please don't talk about how men's testicles work. If they don't have sex for let's say years and years it doesn't mean they have a more fertile sack it doesn't get freakishly large it's normal, they throw the same amount it only stays in there system for about 1 week before the sperm die then it's another 3 days it just gets absorbed by the body.
beanybabe 13
someone push mrszane into that hole she keeps digging bigger.
calivianya 29
100 - If you can explain the steps in an action potential in a neuron to me without looking it up, and I mean down to what ions and chemicals are involved, I'll be a little surprised. You think every day, don't you? Haven't you ever wondered how your neurons fire? Maybe you do know and I'm being judgmental, but most people have no idea how their body functions, except for the obvious stuff like you smell things with your nose, you hear things with your ears, etc. Most also couldn't explain exactly how those "obvious" processes work either. It's not just women who don't know anything about their bodies.
jc95sd 3
Yes, any female who says their stronger Thane men are dumbfucks, 1. You're physically not 2. The only reason you take pain better than men is you're unlucky enough to be mammals. 3. Throughout history you've Been the pampered ones. 4. come home to you're husband who has done all the meaningless tasks in the house and bitches at you for not listening to him after all the real work you've done. 5. Pay for EVERYTHING 6.have sex only when he's in the mood, witch never happens to be when you want to. 7.Live shorter! 8. Pay the alimony.
OrderFromChaos 2
I don't trust anything that has 2 heads and one brain.
Simbaby 23
Well, I don't trust something with two heads and only one brain !
dd809 9
How do you not notice that?
thisisafunnyname 12
Yeah, it would be difficult to not notice if someone crawled into your pants and you stabbed them to dea...wait I think I read the fml wrong
NitroTonicsFML 4
Bloody hell.
itstesshomo 2
i see what you did there..
xxxMICHEYxxx 0
Ron weasly =D
hanhanjr 0
The phrase bloody hell was around years before Ron was even written...
L_Lovegood 19
Doesn't make it any less of a signature phrase for him ^^
IKickPuppiesHard 16
You could have named this porno "Who dun it?" then changed your stage name to Red Velvet.
mrszane93 5
Seriously?
sheethapins 13
5 I don't know if I'm more grossed out by this disgusting fantasy involving period blood or the fact it's involving a school aged girl, either way... No.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
92- You can be grossed out by whatever you like, has shit to do with me or anyone else for that matter. I personlly do not have a fantasy for period blood but I also do not like vorarephilia, mechanophilia or macrophilia but someone does. You can go be grossed out by them too. As for age school could easily be college but it is debateable.
hjanelle14 2
**** YOU MAN!!
aFreedom127 9
Answer "Yes, I killed a bicycle thief"
ohmandapants 17
You can't just connect FMLs like that. There has to be similarities in the story... Connect is not the right word, but it is 6:36 AM here and I can't think of something better.
dirtroadboy 7
25 - Maybe Correlate?
aFreedom127 9
Lighten up.
suzukircr99 3
I thought it was funny like when comedians bring up jokes they used earlier in their skit in other circumstances. Because it's funny, that's why they do it, because it's funny, get the picture, it's supposed to be a joke not English class, and who are you to say she can't do something?
salyeldin 4
I just read ahead and figured put what happened, lol hot blonde chick god job with that!
Pentium_4 27
that blows. sounds like a joke though, so i wouldn't worry too much
barneystinson555 12
ooooo that's bad
saaaamscriv 9
You have the best user name ever. Just saying.
gabbiechaoss 5
Just say that you cut yourself shaving your ******.
GoWithTheFro 10
In the middle of class?
tweetbaby14 18
Everyone doesn't shave in the middle of class and throw the hair at people's faces?
xStaciexLynnx 15
Yeah because THAT would be less awkward than just admitting you have your period.
anzie_fml 9
Yes #9, that shall "shave" the day (sarcasm)
DjeePee 25
Aw, poor you. Strange you didn't notice it, but yeah, that can happen. I hope you had your pads/tampons with you (and something to cover your pants), otherwise it really must have been a super shitty day. And I hope your classmates acted mature about it. But that boy had a witty response, I must say.