Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML
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ojosRojos 28
I’m not gonna say you deserve it, but one of two things is happening here: either you’re not paying attention to your cycle timing or your period is very irregular. If it’s the former, tracking your period will seriously help you avoid this situation again. If it’s the latter, I hope you talk to a doc about it. Nobody should have to deal with that happening more than once!
westoz 24
Nightmare! Spose the lesson there is when you have another exam wear a pad just in case.
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ohsnapword 21
Really, another inconvenient period? Please, tell me a time when it would be ideal fo your period to come. And don't say "a week after the condom breaks".
bl3ur0z3 17
Really anytime within a month after the condom breaks is good.
raven_of_azarath 35
When you aren’t wearing white pants. When you have access to tampons or pads. When you actually expect it.
westoz 24
Nightmare! Spose the lesson there is when you have another exam wear a pad just in case.
fjvitt 14
Was the test for your Second Period Class?
bidet 10
slow learner?
Fickle 6
You don’t know your clock by now?
raven_of_azarath 35
It’s called “irregular.” Happens to some girls. I’ve had my period for 11 years, and I never know if I’m gonna get it when I’m supposed to or not.
ojosRojos 28
I’m not gonna say you deserve it, but one of two things is happening here: either you’re not paying attention to your cycle timing or your period is very irregular. If it’s the former, tracking your period will seriously help you avoid this situation again. If it’s the latter, I hope you talk to a doc about it. Nobody should have to deal with that happening more than once!
MidnaLink 35
Was it the same professor?
bl3ur0z3 17
Another? This time? Maybe you should just wear pads to all your exams from now on if you don't know when to expect a visit from Aunt Flo.
TxKitten79 10
I highly recommend the website MyMonthlyCycles, or getting a period tracker ap. My cycle forecast is nearly always correct. I start wearing liners 2 days early just in case. So sorry for the embarrassing situations. Get an ap. Then if you see you are always irregular you can talk to a dr.