Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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Comments (422)
MeowMaster17 0
YDI for not changing the convo
tucansam555 3
boner i hate it >:0
Bubbelz 25
Boner fo show! And random boners are w/o reason.
julie3841 11
It depends on severity, and circumstance. If you're not prepared for your period and it comes, (happens to every girl at least once) you're kinda screwed if you can't get to the bathroom in time. With a boner if you're up in front of class that's rough but if you're sitting down just try to keep your lap under the desk and hopefully you don't have to get up before it goes away. I don't miss school one bit x]
fi3ldhock3ybab33 8
this honestly isn't an fml, my family has way worse conversations at the dinner table, and afterwards we just laugh over what it was about. Get a sense of humor, seriously.
perdix 31
What started that conversation? Were you having blood sausage for dinner? Boners are only bad when you are called to the board. I had an exceptionally hot algebra teacher, so I had a perma-boner in her class. I remember having to jam my left fist in my pocket when I got called to the board to camouflage my raging boner while I wrote with my right hand. Good times!
shortstuff9519 0
which was worse
CallMeHush 1
I'd say a boner, unless your period is a gusher.
xSara_fml 0
That sounds like one of the best convo's anyone could ever have while eating! I vote for period. A bump can be covered, but blood stains are the real deal.
Zombie65 0
as a guy speaking ..... white pants or shorts - period would be worse unless the guy..... doesn't have much of a size then the "small" boner is worse otherwise a guy should proud of the boner size and he's going to strut it around