Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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Comments (422)
PincheEdgarr 0
it's a boner!!:O
leerdz23 0
Aww this is a classic, I love it. this is how my family talks all the time.lmbo.
coolV 0
CLASSIC!!!
bhsnare 0
well you said your family and you so you were in the argument too so that's hardly an FML.
redheadedmonster 24
This sounds like dinner with my family. A boner is worse for sure.
peacelovesleep 0
def period
lil_miss_shorty 2
I would definitely say a boner is worse. If you get your period in class it can be embarrassing for you, but nobody's going to notice it if you're asked to go write something on the board or whatever. Classes are usually only an hour long, so a period's not gonna do that much damage in one hour. Unless you're wearing white shorts of something. Which is a stupid idea around that time anyway.
rockhound 0
yes, proff, you fail so largely it cannot be measured. I agree with Kanvis. and he made you look STUPID! I agree you should delete your account. you might want to hide in your room for a month or so too.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Definitely sounds like the Jane Neé family. >.< Why have so few mentioned the less visible effects of starting a period? Cramps, other pain, upset tummy, bitchiness, bloating... a period is worse, IMO.
mr_miyagi 0
you can just flip a boner up in your waistband. it feels good but sometimes you cream your bellybutton