Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (422)
Starrysky8687 1
that's not bad.
laurabev 9
Period is worse. If you get a boner you can kinda hide it under the table, but with your period it just stays there even when you get up. :L
surferchick96 0
well sounds fun, family times youll remember for a long time xD
amerwin 3
Since when is a random boner a bad thing? Let everyone know that it is an optical illusion created by the pattern of your pants and move on.
gagalooooo 0
I'd have to say a period is worse especially if you don't notice at first. With a boner you could always just make sure no one is looking then slide it up so it's tucked behind the elastic of your boxers.
GamerCon 0
LoL, sounds like my dinner table conversations.
Norwegian_Wood 4
I'd have to say it depends on how ah.. much the period has started. I know mine at first is pretty light, so it's not too bad. But in middle school, there was a girl who actually left a stain on a chair in class, thanks to this same situation... And as far as the boner, it also kinda depends on what the guy is wearing. If it's sweatpants, he's pretty much screwed. Idk for sure, but if he's wearing skinny jeans, doesn't seem like there'd be enough room for it to really show, lmao. OP, I love debates like this. Granted, this would be very awkward with family.. I wanna bring this up with my group of friends, next time we're all together though, lmao.
Norwegian_Wood 4
Yeah, exactly. Definitely agree that a boner would be worse overall.
bennyboy111 7
period coz if tha class saw tha blood awkward
xxkourtneyxx 0
period! how the hell r u supposed to hide the blood
Igor_g5 0
The ONLY time it's bad to get a boner is during a prostate exam.