Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something?" I asked. I was not expecting the answer, "A period mural." FML
Today, a senior girl in my college-level biology course asked our professor what periods are like when you’re pregnant. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
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Top comments
jingojango 0
lol dang...can't wait till the call comes from the angry parent asking why her son told her she was on her period after getting scolded....
fmyoptimism 0
hahaha. oh awkward..
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Comments (143)
fmyoptimism 0
hahaha. oh awkward..
Darraghscoot 0
only a women! haha dumb bitch
theice 0
traumatizing!
MissDanish17 5
Lol really? a kindagardaner will not know what a period is.
stephan18 23
These are the moments kids will remember forever.. From now on, you're THAT teacher
sophielotus 2
No 113, he won't. But when he uses it in context around the house, his mom sure will.
jingojango 0
lol dang...can't wait till the call comes from the angry parent asking why her son told her she was on her period after getting scolded....
ZleveL 0
please, my idiot grade 1 teacher taught us about sex, because there was a naked sculpture in an art book. I WAS 5 YEARS OLD! it definetley scarred me
Jaxro 6
I hope you didnt go into great detail about it. If not, he should be fine :P
Get_Naykid 0
Kinder gardeners are starting early on their knowledge. How did it make you feel?
Jimboom 12
Just goes to show you. The world does not revolve around you or your problems. Even if your on your period. A lesson all women need to learn.
123sploosh 0
remove yourself from the human gene pool, please
fwank 1
you should remove yourself with that hair. XD
ouchthatsux 0
94- it's true, You aren't the center of the universe just cause you have your period. Boys can go through moods after breaking up or things like that, but we aren't asking for ******* praise are we?
Taekwondude 0
Yeah, I think the period thing is starting to become an excuse at certain points.
superguppy19 3
u are the biggest asshole I have ever met u need to be more appreciative and respectful to women jerk
kkmaclay 3
Guys are te ones who expect us to clean up after them, make them food, and suck their dicks. And WE'RE the ones who need to learn the world doesn't revolve around us?!?
ChloeC926 9
Ur a jerk! Its not our fault we have mood swings, dumbass! And i think ur talking abt urself and not girls.
sarah56195 0
Just leave this planet and never come back. Thanks.
missedwidow 5
Oh ignore this ass. He's just mad he doesn't get laid and women turn him down.
stephan18 23
131 - shut the hell up... I bet you don't say that crap when you're cumming all over your bf face after 5 minutes of tongue action or when he pays you stuff cuz I'm betting with that attitude you don't pay for much
Geekyandproud 19
Off is the general direction in which I wish you would ****.
musicsnob79 0
#5-I bet the world does revolve around you, though. Dick.
idk_what_2_put 0
I'm pretty sure it does
TidusBlade 0
He would have probably found out soon enough anyways xD
junjouromantica 0
#5, stop being an asshole. It's hard to think straight if blood is staining your underwear and possibly going through your clothes for everyone to see. And on top of that, this world does not need that sexist attitude. And by the way, it's "you're on your period," learn some grammar. Baka.
Jackbagger_fml 0
try having a RBS for you women that's random boner syndrome it's not easy focusing when you have a hard on and people can see it
whereisbob_fml 0
thats a really crap definition of a period....
iwadasn 33
Well, when you consider that she was explaining it to a kindergartener...
okay17 7
#100, I'm a woman and I agree with him too. Even if you're speaking to a kindergartener, why would you mention it's when a woman has mood swings? That's not true for a lot of women, and it gives young boys the excuse early on of "oh, she's just on her period."
quackImapenguin 16
It's not just a lot of women it's not true for, it's most. Only women with premenstrual dysphoric disorder actually have mood swings around their period, and they make up only about 8% of women. Many who don't actually have mood swings think they do because when they're on their period they blame the emotions they'd feel whether they were on their period or not on their period.
Jimboom 12
Oh, I'm sorry you think that #6 and #8. If you excuse me I must be having a sympathy period as my other half is on. No? Ok, try this. I haven't had sex in weeks so it's hard to think with all this testosterone building up in my balls. Still no? Well then FYL because you obviously don't understand sarcasm or comedy
XDNurse 0
rofl
Jackbagger_fml 0
women these days always wanting attention you sir make the world enjoyable I'm sure of that unlike these attentionhoes
secretxxx06 6
you haven't had sex in weeks? not surprising...
ChloeC926 9
Just one day, guys shuld have periods and have the worst cramps in da whole world so they learn wat we go through! And u noe wat?! U guys r ppl r all assholes for being sexists! Im not saying u boys dont go through stuff as bad but damn it! Just give us a break for a little! >:(
missedwidow 5
You haven't ha sex in weeks cos you're a disrespectful low-life brain dead sexist. That is all.
tegraturbo2000 15
cant trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die :p