Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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Comments (422)
Darko21 5
Best family dinner ever!
TNB_xACiDiC 0
lol i can control my stuff sooo it really doesnt matter to me;) & yess i mean stuff, wen to get hard & wen to explode! lol Bahahah!:D
binkybaby 3
So? My family would have this conversation, at the dinner table, in a restaurant. In fact, we've had similar conversations in public. Anywho, period is worse. You can adjust to hide a boner. Blood stains...not so much.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
yeaa we can adjust to hide, the only thing we can do though is sit down & lean foward... if we HAVE to get up were screwed unless we walk sticking our asses out & our chest is out there too, trust me we'll look stupid if we walk & try to hide it.
pandemic_fml 0
Tuck it in your waistband.
MetalFish 0
#124, I never told you to delete your account, I said I would if I was you. "f off"?! ROFL how old are you? loser...
thegooseisloose 0
Fo realz?
alienc 0
While pretty weird conversation topic, it's pretty cool that your family is able to talk let alone discuss random things :) better than a family that doesn't talk to each other or even have dinner together :(
tdog_ossim 0
boner of course
DXB3 0
Lol I feel it's a period cause yeah a boner might hurt and all but a period? I mean come on the girl has to put something in her panties.
alicksfairclough 6
:,)
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
proff you suck dude. it's time to get out of you hole and spend some time with a women.