Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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Comments (422)
indiansfreakx41 4
well thanks for that tidbit Superbad. hah I would def say period. I would much rather see a dude with a boner than see a puddle o blood left on a chair. how embarrassing! and not every woman can feel their period coming. especially when your younger. I know I couldn't. :/
spartan_girl 0
I couldn't either when I was young...and it was heavy...fortunately I only had a few "accidents" and I managed to cover them up. But even when I got older (until I started birth control), I didn't get cramps before my period started, or aches, or feel more emotional, or anything else. I guess usually I got a headache, but I get headaches randomly too, so if it came early, I had no real warning. I always kept/keep tampons/pads with me, but if there wasn't a bathroom available nearby and right away...stains were sort of unavoidable
SuicidalxDream 0
teachers don't let people leave the class. period is worse, not everyone carries a sweater with them and what not. ( obviously)! and it last forever... lol
chickenboy1327 1
boner especially if ur black like me
cdogLuvs2golf 0
Let me guess You gotta big dick
playa459 0
boner da
princess_88 0
A period is way worse than a boner! A boner you can like tuck in the elastic of your underwear for the time being. A period, depending on how heavy your flow is,needs to be taken care of ASAP. On the same token though, If you're a female you usually know when you are about to start and keep tampons/pads on hand or sometimes even put one on just incase because you know it's coming soon.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
LMFAO FAVORITE!!!! YOUR FAMILY ARE JUST MY KIND OF PEOPLE!!! LMFAO... but seriously I think that a period is worse because it may leak... but I think a boner is cool cause you could ALMOST hide it... Like I always say: "Its all fun and games until you get a boner in math class and the teacher asks you to come solve the problem on the board" LMFAO
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Boner. Period.
docfan 0
a boner is worse
relaxedninja 18
boner
mandypandy11 0
id say theyre about equal. i get so mad wen i get my period in class but luckily its not like a waterfall so i go to the bathroom. a guy in my gym class got a boner, omgg it stuck out so much i felt so bad. but i think it kinda hot lol ;) ther only bad if like a teacher sees i guess