Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
I would never drink out of a glass that already was filled with water, especially after a night of drinking with no way to know what the glass contains other than water. Is it normal to even put contacts in a glass of water? I thought that you were only supposed to put them in their containers with the saline solution.
zoomster 0
oh gross who keeps their contacts floating in a glass of water?
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hanic101 0
This is why you don't be lazy and get a new glass. That's just disgusting.
Pg11 0
I think this is fake, quite a few people I know wear contacts and they usually have a special solution and cases that they put them in.
Tubasaurus 0
I would never drink out of a glass that already was filled with water, especially after a night of drinking with no way to know what the glass contains other than water. Is it normal to even put contacts in a glass of water? I thought that you were only supposed to put them in their containers with the saline solution.
skyttlz 32
no, water has flouride and calcium deposits
kaycee1996 5
I think the glass contained saline solution
zoomster 0
oh gross who keeps their contacts floating in a glass of water?
PurpleLlamas 0
3 and 2 you dumbasses she put solution in the glass not water. but she didnt put a lot in so op didnt taste solution. hense the "filled it up with more water". op thot it was water
JamieLT 22
And how do you know that? Contact solution has a very distinct smell(I wear contacts) so I'm guessing it has a distinct taste as well. It probably was in water, why, I don't know.
mashfan6507 17
If you don't have anything else, that's what's usually recommended. I've had to do that before when I stayed somewhere and didn't have my solution with me.
Capnstinkfoot 0
Watch yourself saline will make your ass shit like mount vesuvious
the_abnormal 0
thas hilarious lmfao!!
my_totoro 0
ew, they had touched her eyes man. can you imagine if they had gotten stuck in your throat. god, i want to be sick
penizulaface 0
how did they taste? #1 if it were a clean glass...
xmusik 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wow. That is amazing. And gross. You shouldn't have been so lazy and gotten another cup. I wouldn't have drank out of some random cup of water. But your friend should get a contact case.. with contact lens solution because water is gonna cause bacteria to grow and they'll get an eye infection. Plus the water dries out the contacts and can cause scratches and could damage their eyes. I know a friend who this happened to. FYL indeed. That's disgusting.
mylifesucksoften 0
omg that sucks! have you told your friend?
Jimboom 12
Mmm.. How does it feel to have a small part of her inside of you?
Sawadee 0
were you able to poop them out????