Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, a senior girl in my college-level biology course asked our professor what periods are like when you’re pregnant. FML
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
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Imdonewiththisss 12
Some people are just special kind of special...
ssnow_fml 20
Please tell me she cringed and actually twitched every time she said the names for her private parts.
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ssnow_fml 20
Please tell me she cringed and actually twitched every time she said the names for her private parts.
whysobeachy 37
Actually, I think that would've been pretty amusing.
mohamed_H 21
"So today i found blood coming out of my VAGhejbajbwkxnaINA"
trollcrusher 17
Hey, if the girl tries to come anywhere near OP again, they have a weapon to keep her away! Simply muttering "penis" or "******" under your breath would probably do the trick.
Imdonewiththisss 12
Some people are just special kind of special...
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I had a friend who got grossed out if someone said the word "fart" or made a fart noise but told me, in detail, about her period clots or the smell of her ****** or about a nasty **** she watched. There's a reason I stopped talking to the gross bitch.
Tommy1340 18
She reminds me of Elliot from Scrubs
kaylocca 20
I would of kept repeating the things she didn't like hearing until she moved away.
whysobeachy 37
That's a great way to start a fight.
Steve95401 49
"would have" - not "would of".
man_in_black08 28
I guess you didnt enjoy that specific period eh.
TheGolfGTI 24
People that talk about their menstrual cycle like that are just disgusting, Period.
hellobobismyname 24
Why is it so disgusting to talk about a natural thing? I talk to my friends about my period, and my boyfriend doesn't mind when I talk to him about it either. Just because I have a period, I should be ashamed and keep it secret? I know there's a matter of knowing your audience, but simply talking about it is no crime.
TheGolfGTI 24
I was just doing it for the sake of the pun. No need to ovary-act.
hellobobismyname 24
Well the first pun was used terribly. But gotta admit that one made me laugh. Nice one :)
Rababco 29
#17 Yeah but people should make sure other people are okay with it. It sounds it made OP uncomfortable. It's not something you talk to people you don't know really well unless they're a doctor or other medical professional, like a nurse. Obviously, your friends are okay and boyfriend are okay with it so that's fine.
hellobobismyname 24
#25, that's why I said there's a matter of knowing your audience :) But talking about a period should not be considered disgusting in and of itself, since it's completely natural, like pregnancy and breast feeding. That was just my humble opinion on the original commenter's comment, not OP's situation. Cheers!
whysobeachy 37
I sometimes refer to vaginas as "coochies". It makes everything about them sound more vulgar. I think it's fun.
freddygasman 18
coochie-coochie-goo
zezili 18
Obviously you BOTH need to grow up.
MidnaLink 35
Why? OP didn't do anything.
xoteeshaox 22
I agree, why? I felt this FML was more pointing out her hypocrisy, rather than op being disgusted by her period talk.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Why is there a chili pepper next to some usernames? Did I miss where that was explained? (I'm on the app with the latest update.)
bearbear120 27
It means they are NSFW (not suitable for work). They put in a whole section for them.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Thank you! I missed that memo.
Cauldroup 13
The FML keep appearing twice for me, is that a bug on the website?