LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
vanessa_d15
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
wet dreams
Cartersville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Katrina641
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet sensation
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
hnickell93
Visalia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Anonymous
Tallinn, Estonia 🌶️ Spicy
Same
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
erin
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
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griffins33 4
At least your being turned on
Robro54 6
He probably had a nicer body and more sex appeal in your imagination than he did in real life.
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Comments (109)
knlaw 0
me too girl.
abbynoelle 1
Time for a new bf!;)
poocherz97 3
You did it with the man in your pic didn't you?^
bubo_fml 11
Sounds like you're repressing your dominatrix tendencies. Whip that 'pupil' into shape with 'disciplined instruction' on the 'proper techniques' that will 'achieve the satisfaction' you're so craving.
badactor009 0
Or a snapper slightly tighter...
SooInnLovee 6
Houston we have a problem. No but seriously that is a problem obviously something about him turns you off....attraction is not the most important thing in a relationship but it is important...poor guy ha
j3ebrules 13
That''s... actually quite common. Not a problem, really.
mamaskool 0
thats funny but i am in the same boat.
loganmarquez 3
Story of my life.
letsdance2joydiv 0
it was like this time I kissed a guy, who ended up being a really TERRIBLE kisser. I was more turned on by the anticipation of it than anything :/