Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
erin
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Joe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML
itchtoscratch
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
SuperJesus
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
wet dreams
Cartersville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
To each their own
Today, taking a piss still gives me more pleasure than masturbation or sex. FML
Top comments
user53658 15
Congratulations on this important insight, masturbating instead of having real sex will save you a ton of drama, trouble and money in the long run.
Kevin Fletcher 10
Less pressure. Makes sense
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Comments (5)
ahabsfan 17
Pictures don’t speak. I get it.
RichardPencil 32
Does she look good, but smell bad?
Kevin Fletcher 10
Less pressure. Makes sense
user53658 15
Congratulations on this important insight, masturbating instead of having real sex will save you a ton of drama, trouble and money in the long run.
WeirdUS 30
Been there, dated someone I found very attractive but we are not on the same page as far as sex. Sex and Money are the 2 biggest reasons for cheating and/or the relationship ending.