Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
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Dynoblaze 1
Then dump your bf and get the Wii vibrator. The Wii can also reward you constantly through different games and it's sports will always get you moving. Annnd it won't ever ask you to swallow.
gatorcheer 0
You can always count on technology.
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gatorcheer 0
You can always count on technology.
ryguy997 0
so u are prob a filthy lesbian. DEAL WITH IT DIRTY BASTARD!!! GAY ASSHOLE ***** USER!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!'
HunterOrHunted 0
Hmm, no wonder my controllers are sticky :O
Dynoblaze 1
Then dump your bf and get the Wii vibrator. The Wii can also reward you constantly through different games and it's sports will always get you moving. Annnd it won't ever ask you to swallow.
sonicmega 3
This would be funnier if it weren't for the horrible grammar usage.
austinryansmith 0
lololololololol
perdix 31
His Wii must be quite Wii then. Plus, he doesn't want to stick it in your Xbox.
chelzy 0
yes!!! I love wiu puns!!! I absolutely hate you for coming up with it before I did.
JassyJas 2
poor boyfriend his wii doesnt turm you amd you have to turn to a differet wii
JassyJas 2
sorry for all the typos btw >.<
Sickillsells 0
Wii likes to play.
perdix 31
I can understand why you might be turned on more by the hours of fun you get from a Wii than you are by a football addict. Girls don't really like the Two-Minute Drill.
Lythiaren 8
Planning on having a little fun with the wiimote, are we?
mikuxxhatsune 32
"Faster, faster! Oh yes, YES!" screamed OP as she won the hardest level on mario kart.
yhw718 0
Fatass! Bitch, Filthy *****.. Jk!
bluehero 17
Wow because we were all worried you were serious.
Mortanious 0
You got wet from thinking about the crappiest console ever made over your boyfriend's kissing? You need help, serious help. Raving Rabbids Go Home right? It has to be that game or else getting wet to Mario is just too wrong. Either way you need heavy, heavy medication.