Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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Top comments
izzie321 27
Just mix them together, have your boyfriend use some toys then you can dream about both. Tada, problem solved.
YumeWolf 23
Shows which of the two is more pleasing
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Comments (47)
Jesmassimo 21
Yessssssss sometimes it's necessary lol.
tin_cup 27
Funner with both!
izzie321 27
Just mix them together, have your boyfriend use some toys then you can dream about both. Tada, problem solved.
ThrottleJockey 36
Exactly, that's what my wife and I do.
Jennababy2792 20
I actually do this! makes foreplay super fun
YumeWolf 23
Shows which of the two is more pleasing
JKPwnage 27
Maybe if OP actually talked to her boyfriend about what she wants…
mishwarner 14
Maybe, but maybe her boyfriend is not open to listening or capable of following through in this regard.
olliebush123 15
I'm glad you have your priorties sorted OP
lukian_fml 29
Nice to know where you get your buzz from!
halcyon93 16
If it's an issue with you being unsatisfied with your boyfriend's skill in bed, then you should talk to him. If you fake it, then he'll never get better, and if he gets mad when you bring it up then he has some maturing to do. If it's because of a lack on intimacy in your relationship in general, again, conversation is key. You can't expect anything to improve if you don't say you find it lacking. Then again, if you do or have done all of that and things haven't improved, then I think it's time think about moving on. That's assuming your dreams are because you're not satisfied... If that's not the case then by all means ignore all of that.
couchcat 25
That bad, eh?
aeryn97 17
vibrators can make sex/intimacy less enjoyable because of over stimulation. don't get me wrong, they're great toys to have but using them too much can make it harder to achieve a climax without them. you need to think on why you don't have the sexual excitement with your boyfriend. is it the boring same old stuff? spice it up! is it he doesn't brush his teeth? make a suggestion. is it you? find out why you're more aroused with a vibrator.
nickie_94 18
Your boyfriend may need to improve his skills. Or you could at least teach him more of what you like
MadameCooch 2
Came to the realization... heh...
darkbob101 16
came to comments just to find this comment.