erin
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Anon
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML
diddlysquat
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
DL06
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh well…
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
WhatALetdown
Danbury, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Disappointed
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
j.b.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Side piece
Today, I found out that my husband thinks it's okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email, because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing." The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Don't cheat
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
mylovelifeisanepicfail
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Catfished
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Top comments
bhsnare 0
then dump your boyfriend and save him the trouble of having an unloyal girlfriend, ya?
zbarnett88 0
You know, it does take more than one person to have sex. maybe you should get involved and help you bf please you more. or just keep getting frustrated and cheating on him...
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bhsnare 0
then dump your boyfriend and save him the trouble of having an unloyal girlfriend, ya?
Disco_fml 0
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Having cyber sex is about as close to cheating as watching ****. There not even in the same ballpark.
drewbreesdat 0
cyber sex is as close to charting as phone sex which is cheating
mfmylifesrsly 30
agree. cybersex is pretty much cheating. unless you an your bf decided it wasn't.
dumbhaters 0
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^ omg you comment on everything. And your a *****.
amazinggbaby 2
when you watch **** you're by yourself. when you have cyber sex it counts as sexual relations with another person, aka cheating. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was talking sexually with another person you wouldn't be okay with it either.
themacuser 0
Watching pictures of food better than my gf's sandwiches doesn't make me a cheater
gree_fml 11
171 - Do you believe that is logic you are using?
zbarnett88 0
You know, it does take more than one person to have sex. maybe you should get involved and help you bf please you more. or just keep getting frustrated and cheating on him...
MicMic_fml 7
I too get ****** after "poking" someone on facebook..
Aggriken 0
does cyber sex even count as sex?
Boddmon 0
Nope, counts as masturbating though.
bricemiller89 0
lol I don't think so
KayBizz 0
you don't nessecarily ********** to cyber sex. maybe phone sex. but you're pretty much typing a fantacy
Boddmon 0
Hm, yeah I guess you are right. If it was better than sex with the boyfriend though, I really hope masturbation was involved.
anela_fml 0
diddo this is just sad
dynky 3
I hope not.
treesdevin 0
to creeps yea hahaa
brantar 0
not really
Boddmon 0
well otherwise it's just.. "put your **** in the DVD drive and pretend you're doing me" *OP closes her eyes and imagines, meanwhile her hands are at her sides not pleasuring herself* Imagination but not masturbation = better than actual intercourse wtf!? unless his dick is thinner than a pencil and shorter than my thumb, she had to have been masturbating!
GoingLesbian 0
Good lord you're all a bunch of idiots.. Sex isn't just an organ in another organ holy crap.. it's in your head (and not your little one). So sometimes imagining the perfect situation tends to get you off a little better than sweaty, smelly, had-garlic-for-lunch guy who finishes long before you and moves on to making a grilled cheese sandwich.
legit0817 4
Yeah true.
sherril 0
WTF that's means your man whack shorty!
infiniti_G 0
That means your boyfriend is rather boring, ma'am.
GalaxyShots 21
i literally just laughed
YunqFlyMa21o 0
wow how sadd.
caedus 0
maybe it's you?
Austinhaskins 0
can anyone say "*****"? :)
exquisite 0
Yep! Big time *****!
FailBear920 19
ssskkkaaauuunnkkk?
Ft9princess 0
How sad! Guide your boyfriend in pleasing you instead of complaining and then going to the computer to start masturbating.
cooly1100 0
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u should be my girlfriend
KeriRox407 0
. . . Sad.