Katrina641
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet sensation
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
RachelVanLannen9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Jump on me, I beg you
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
wet dreams
Cartersville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
hornyloser770
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
yup okay
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Top comments
rldostie 19
Time to open that mouth and tell the men in your life what you like. Men aren't mind readers. if your sexually unsatisfied, it's up to YOU to speak up and try to change that.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That would be an awkward threesome.
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Comments (124)
NotMeh 0
wow...
brantzilch 0
haha
jdomfml 0
I wanna see that exercise bike!!
purgarus 6
HAWT! ;) Also pics or it didn't happen!
bettadenne1 0
he needs a bigger dik. hahaha
Fedor_fml 0
ditch your bf and marry the bike, problem solved
ey3seecold 0
maybe ur just fat !!!! or give him some handle bars...
sublimaze 6
I bet there's more miles on her bike than her car
Mehness 0
Bike fetish? I think so.
killerviral 0
@sublime ahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaaahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaaahh she can ride her bike with no handle bars no handle bars ahahahahahajajajajajjaja
thecbake4 0
I like to ride my bicycle...I like to ride my bike...I like to ride my bicycle...I like to ride it where i like...
paul924 0
or just get him on the bike
Dr33zy_fml 0
it could just be sweat YDI
chely_95 0
epic fail
baby_val 0
hahaha nice
Austino713 0
"his anaconda wont want none unless you got buns hun!!!!"
LforLove 0
and he probably gets more turned on by melons then he does by you
jamiebuczko 0
lol #55
Aj4710 0
21 is the man.
blo0_starZz 0
u knw theres this psychological problem th@s rare in ppl. it mayks ppl think furniture is sexy ;) no joke x]
JohnnyHobo 0
Yup, Handlebars, and Bicycle both popped into my head when I read this. Hahhaha. Classic.
qwerty8788 4
is it the Bruno bike? lol
clumsyjazzy 0
awww that sucks!!
garrettjordan 0
haha wow think of it as a huge vibrator
jimmychunk 0
where is snickerdoodles? it's a miracle!
purgarus 6
Don't mention her name you might jinx it!
rldostie 19
Time to open that mouth and tell the men in your life what you like. Men aren't mind readers. if your sexually unsatisfied, it's up to YOU to speak up and try to change that.
CyrusTheBlue 0
Listen to this man.
ohSNAPyall 27
Yeah. And don't feel bad about telling him; I'm pretty sure he was giving you the runaround with the treadmill anyway.
rldostie 19
I'm a woman :)
myownenemy 0
that doesn't change much then, she still needs to listen to you.
ctuck311 0
that's sad
Thatguywhotrolls 0
That would be an awkward threesome.
eduardo2k 0
lol
northerngirl 0
thatguy........ awesome!!!! lmao
perdix 31
Wait til the BF busts in on her riding the stationary bike while inflating the tire of a road bike with her mouth.
Mnemic 6
Your boyfriend is doing it wrong! :-o
ilovethatfreak 0
well, your bike probably is faster.
ohSNAPyall 27
..but it has stamina for a marathon!
snipersdelight 0
damn I love the way that sexy exercise bike looks mmmm!
BrownSugar_fml 5
bikes are so sexy
chachachaBang 0
hell yeah they are. ...apparently.
GTR10 0
that's sucks!!!! u should talk to him.. let him know wut goin on.