Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I salute you! You deserve a round of applause for having such an adventure. Or, at least a clap.
DanielleinDC 34
You should have been tested beforehand. And used protection. Hope this clears up soon.
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Comments (10)
alvarny 17
the experience just got more memorable...
DanielleinDC 34
You should have been tested beforehand. And used protection. Hope this clears up soon.
RichardPencil 32
I salute you! You deserve a round of applause for having such an adventure. Or, at least a clap.
ChristianH39 30
Never change.
azouwa 26
There is a cure for that.
acmariner99 25
*slow clap*
RichardPencil 32
The clap has to be quick and firm to get out all of the pus.
Mungolikecandy 19
Unless you really know the person, safe sex is the only way.
Talented73 54
YDI. Never have sex with a stranger.... Unless you are "stranger" than they are!
Lee Elliott 4
hell, that's just a shot. least it wasn't something you get to take with you forever.